Yikes! One of my childhood fears was not without merit.

[yvr girl]

I was convinced that toilets were dangerous. Things could swim up and 'get you.' I was most afraid of an octopus until my mother found a rat in a toilet bowl in a grungy gas station bathroom.

I just saw a news story about a couple that found a 7 foot python in their toilet. All my fears are back. I wonder how long I can 'hold it'?

[two gun sid]

1. Get some pull-ups

and never have to be bothered with killer commodes again.

[1monster]

2. The voracious brown snake that has invaded Guam and is trying to get

into Hawaii has been known to come up through the commode and bite people on their sit-upons...

While not deadly poisonous, their bite is toxic and can cause illness. These snakes are eating machies and will try to eat anything alive...

You could use the same technique in your bathroom that I use on our swimming pool. I alway look in all the nooks and crannies of the pool for snakes before allowing anyone in.

edit: to correct the creative spelling of poisonous