Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

[Goldmund]

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.


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[Cadence]

1. I did not have sexual relations with that cow.

It was the cow down the road.

[Hokie]

2. Mooooooo!!

[Bronco69]

3. Isn't there a similar story about Paul Harvey molesting horses?

I don't know the story, but I've seen it refered to on Bartcop.

[Vanje]

7. It has been said....

Many have charged that Paul Harvey has sexual relations with both mares and geldings.

[HamstersFromHell]

8. Oh Willlllllburrrrrrrrrrr!

Just horsin' around here.

[RetroLounge]

4. Last time I'll order the Veal...

RL

[mitchtv]

5. the problem with Sex with cows...

you have to bend over so far to kiss them.

[HamstersFromHell]

6. Baby, you drive me udderly crazy!

I think the bit about no sex while maintaining his relationship with his g/f or wife means:

No Moonage a trois? (Sorry, couldn't resist)