My argument with my ass this morning

[nytemare]

Rev Acts had a lazy day post, and it reminded me of my argument with bum bum this morning

I went beddie bye at about 3 am, so I figured 10 would be a good time to wake up, but NO.

I had this argument with my ass about getting out of bed. My ass said "I don't wanna!" So I said, "come on, it's been 8 hours, we have stuff to do." And my ass said, "I don't have anything to do but lay here. You can't do shit without me, I have the biggest muscles and fat deposits in you, so I motivate you and weigh you down at the same time. You may as well just set that alarm for about 1230 and forget about me getting up until then."

The ass won the argument.

[Melynn]

1. I have had those arguments with my ass too.

What's funny is that my ass usually wins. My ass is pretty smart for an.......ass. :silly:

[nytemare]

4. We are all just a bunch of smart asses!

But, that is better than a dumb ass.

[Dr.Phool]

2. My ass was just the opposite

I was up til about 2, and I had been eating habanero peppers on a pizza last night. At 6:00am, my ass said you're getting up, and I mean NOW!!

[bigwillq]

3. LOL!

:)

[nytemare]

5. Yeah, the ass can sometimes be a hypocrite

It moves or makes you move when it wants to.

:)