First Bennett, now Limbaugh - who's the next Right-Wing shrill to confess?

[LynneSin]

I am NOT one to revel in other people's miseries, I think it's wrong because we all have challenges in life. I mean, even I have my own addictions like junkfood and I'm facing great challenges as I try to deal with my own personal addictions.

But this Right-Wing Shrills do NOT get a free pass from me. People like Bill Bennett and Rush Limbaugh who have spent years moralizing on others only to be up to their neck in their own personal hells (Bennett: Gambling, Limbaugh: HillBilly Heroin and other prescriptive painkillers).

And to be honest, I think that's just the tip of the iceberg for hypocritical "Do as I say, not as I do" Right-Wing 'Squealers' and I have a feeling more will be coming out with their issues.

So who do you think is next?

My guess is Ann Coulter. She clearly has an eating disorder and I've heard things about drug use past. Next to Rush, she is the biggest shrill of them all and I have a feeling she's going to be the next one to fall hard.

[Goldmund]

1. One can only hope

I seriously think Ann Coulter is certifiably insane.

[Tempest]

2. There's a lot of reasonable conservatives who agree with you

She's been getting a lot of bad press lately from those on the right.

[Booberdawg]

3. If not Coulter, I hope for a scandal involving Delay

That sombitch needs to be taken down a notch or two.

[GOPisEvil]

4. If any Republican needs to be caught in a outlandish sex scandal...

...it is Tom ^*#^%(^$ DeLay!!!

[Booberdawg]

6. With pictures!!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Yeah, I hope we get the sheep's good side

:evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

10. LMAO!

:thumbsup:

[Booberdawg]

13. That was baa aaa aaa d

:evilgrin:

[ronzo]

31. Next....coulter: I blow clowns....

who has that bartcop photo?

edit: found it.

[LynneSin]

9. eeeewwww - who would want to have sex with him??

Seriously, I'd go celebate for life than to have sex with a roach killer like him!

[felonious thunk]

11. c'mon

Do it for the good of the party!

[LynneSin]

12. Man that's a tough one

I love my party and I love progressives

But ewwwww, I just couldn't unless maybe I was doped up on the Rush Limbaugh dosing of OxyContin

[Bunny]

23. Lynne, we Dems are too compassionate to even think of

asking you to make that kind of supreme sacrifice! We'll find another way to bring that d---head down.

[Booberdawg]

16. There was a question not to long ago about having sex with

Ann Coulter in order to have bush removed from the White House. Something like that. It was for male or female - would you do it for the good of the party. Some interesting answers. Most men would do it and then shoot their dick off afterwards.

[VelmaD]

21. Someone needs to start a survey...

would you have sex with Tom DeLay if it meant he had to leave public life forever? Eeeeeeewwwww.

[Booberdawg]

26. *shudder*

[Vitruvius]

30. Is the question addressed to the women or the men?

(We have no sheep on DU.)

[Booberdawg]

32. Yes

:evilgrin:

[AntiCoup2K4]

25. No, not eeeewwww...... more like......

eeeewwwweeee

[peekaloo]

5. Bill O'Reilly

will confess to being a total asshole.

[Booberdawg]

7. Sure he will confess

when pigs fly outta my ass

[Wickerman]

15. I don't know that we will see a confession

I think we will see an aneurysm. That man and his anger is a walking time bomb. Stroke city. Either that or he will slap someone live in TV. Complete meltdown - worse than my 4 year old when he needs a nap!

[peekaloo]

17. confession is good for the soul

just a flight of fancy on my part......now SHUT UP, SHUT UP I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE.....but I do believe a meltdown WILL occur.

[madfloridian]

14. Well, Bennett's in charge of FL internet schools.

Yes, he is. I will do a search, and some interesting stuff shows up.

[izzie]

18. What sin do we have left? The regular 10 have been used up

Recall Pickles killed someone in a car.

[geniph]

19. Schadenfreude is bad karma, bad karma

I keep telling myself that. I will write 100 times on the blackboard, I will not revel in the misery of those I dislike, I will not revel in the misery of those I dislike...but oh dear doG, please let DeLay be caught with his hand in some cookie's jar! I want that man GONE. Evil, mean-spirited punkass - when asked not to smoke his cigar on Federal Government property, he replied, "I AM the Federal Government." Can we say "delusions of grandeur"? How about "sense of entitlement"? "Total lack of consideration for law?" I knew we could!

[LynneSin]

20. Well no wonder Rush had a massive drug habit

Karma took a big chunk out of his fat ass!!!

[TreasonousBastard]

22. Rumor has it Coulter's...

quite the party girl. Any credence to this?

An interesting switch would be five guys coming out and saying she gave them the clap.

(Maybe she's on a "Girls Gone Wild" video?)

[Wickerman]

24. oh, the very thought of that makes me want to

:puke: Ann the man Coulter...

[Capn Sunshine]

27. How quickly they forget DR. Laura

she is asking everyone to forgive poor Rush btw.....

[Capn Sunshine]

28. What about Laura Ingraham?

She's always impressed me as being too close to the edge.......anyone care to guess regarding skeletons?

[Chovexani]

29. Please let it be Jerry Foulwell

I would love for somebody to find some pics of Jerry Foulwell dressed like a leather daddy gettin' spanked by Pat Robertson.

Ok, it's a really gross thought, but damn it'd be funny as hell.

[Cat Atomic]

33. Hannity will eventually have to admit that he's been

making out with a George W. Bush mannequin at night.

[NightTrain]

34. They're just typical right-wing hypocrites

They preach ad nauseum about "personal responsibility," but as soon as they get caught with their pants down, the first thing they do is blame everybody and everything else they can think of.

Remember about five years ago, when those 20-year-old nude pictures of Dr. Laura made their way around the Internet? Did she react by claiming full responsibility for her youthful indiscretion? Of course not! The good doctor instead chose to blame it on the "atheism" she had ostensibly practiced as a young woman.

That prompted me to write a letter to the editor in which I espoused Dr. Laura's view of morality:

BAD, ATHEIST MORALITY: Taking your clothes off, having sex, and allowing your lover to snap nude pictures of you.

GOOD, RELIGIOUS MORALITY: Lying about taking your clothes off, having sex, and allowing your lover to snap nude pictures of you; blaming your actions on everybody and everything but yourself; and strutting around with your nose in the air, making an excellent living by preaching a moral code to which you yourself either cannot or will not adhere.

I concluded the letter, "It makes me want to renounce my atheism!"