How about some "Blazing Saddles" quotes?

[elperromagico]

"Goddamnit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use yer tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!"

[CatWoman]

1. The sheriff is a nig.................................

The sheriff is a near?

No!! The sheriff is a nig..........

[CanuckAmok]

2. "Daddy loves froggie...does froggie love daddy? Ribbit...ribbit..."

"Ah, a wed wose...how owdinawy."

[histohoney]

3. I don't

know what you had in mind but thats my elbow your sucking on.

[elperromagico]

9. Ahh, one of the legendary lines that was edited out.

[huckleberry]

4. "It's twue! It's twue!!"

[fob]

5. 15 schnitzengruben's my limit, baby.

[sazemisery]

6. "How 'bought some more beans Mr. Taggert?"

"I believe you've had enough!"

[CatWoman]

7. Stand back while I whip this out

:D

[flakey_foont]

8. And award you this laurel

and hearty handshake

[El Fuego]

10. "Mongo only pawn in game of life."

[mark414]

11. hey!

where the white women at?

[Rosco T.]

12. In honor of the Chimp in Chief....

"Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys. Have a good night's rest? I missed you."

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. "Where the white women at???"

[elperromagico]

14. "My name is Jim, but my friends call me... Jim"

[edbermac]

15. Someone beat you to it....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2721683

[elperromagico]

20. If we can have 900 Oscar threads,

we can certainly afford to have two threads in honor of one of the funniest films ever made.

[edbermac]

33. Okay here's mine reposted...

Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!!

[Modem Butterfly]

16. "Are we awake?"

"That depends. Are we...black?"
"Why yes we are,"
"Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled,"


"Mongo LIKE candy!"

[CanuckAmok]

17. !When you was slaves, you sang like birds!"

[elperromagico]

18. BART: Are we awake?

WACO KID: We're not sure. Are we... black?
BART: Yes we are.
WACO KID: Then we're awake. But very puzzled.

[Modem Butterfly]

19. "These are simple people. The common clay of the new west.

You know, morons,"

[mark414]

21. somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes

[Rosco T.]

22. History Repeats itself...

"Get back here, you old pious candy-assed sidewinder.No sidewinder, bushwhacking, hornswoggling cracker crocker is going to ruin my biscuit cutter."

- GW Chimp to Vlad the Impaler critizing him last week...

[ronnykmarshall]

23. Some's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Hey Ronny is that Patsy in your avatar?

Are you trying to make me love you more than I do?

[ronnykmarshall]

34. That's her!!!

Love away baby!

[boneygrey]

24. Lokk at you lolly gagging

with them picks and shovels. You'd think it was 120 degrees. Can't be more than 114. Dock that ch*&% a day's pay for napping on the job.

[DinahMoeHum]

25. "Now is a time of great decision. . ." - (church hymn)

"...Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion:
Our town is turning into shit..."

(amen)

:evilgrin:

[flygal]

26. we go a ridin' into town - a-whoopin' and a hollerin'

[opihimoimoi]

29. Farrrt.....Fart.....Farrrt........"Thats enough BEANs for you boys......"

[flygal]

27. "WATCH - ME - FAGGOTS...."

sorry for that word - but that is the funniest scene where Dom is stomping his foot yelling at the dancers.

[ronnykmarshall]

36. and right after that ..

Dom: You GOT IT???

The queens: Yesssssssssssssssss!

Dom: Sounds like steam escaping.

[elshiva]

40. "Y'all sound like a lot of Kansas City Faggots."

[deutsey]

28. "Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man?"

"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth."

[Swede]

31. "We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs gentelman."

Now who can argue with that?

[mark414]

32. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados...

mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

[truebrit71]

35. Sheriff, here's an apple pie I baked you...sorry about the

"up yours nig....".....and if you'd be so kind as to not mention this to anyone.....

[mrfrapp]

37. The Welcoming Party

"We give you this laurel, and hardy handshake".


It amused me no end to see athletes at the recent Athens Olympics to actually receive "Laurel and Hardy Handshakes".

[Blue_Tires]

38. "The Camptown Ladies??!?!?"

"Thank you gentlemen, but as you can see, the affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs of state."

"Don't write that!!! I'll lose the blue-collar vote!"

"As your spiritual leader, I command you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say!"

[mcar]

39. What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

[fit4life]

41. You said rape twice...

"I like rape."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. I'm tired...

Here I stand, the Goddess of Desire
Set men on fire, I have this power
Morning, noon, and night it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing - then a shower.
Stage door johnnies constantly suwwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I'm not a wabbit!
I need some west-est.

I'm tired, sick and tired of love.
I've had my fill of love
Fwom below, and above.
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tired!

I've been with thousands of men, again and again -
They pwomise the moon.
They always coming and going and going and coming
...and always too soon!

I'm tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a cwying shame?
I'm so tired.
Goddammit, I'm exhausted!

La-ah-ah-ah-heh-heh.

Oh-ah-oh-oh my god.

I'm tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired?

I've been with thousands of men!
Again and again!
They sing the same tune!
They start with Bywon and Shelleys!
And jump on your bellies,
And bust your balloon!

I'm tired of playing the game
Ain't it a friggin shame?
I'm so...

Let's face it. Everything below the waist is KAPUT!

[CanuckAmok]

43. "Rabrrrrrr"

We know where he got it!

[-..__...]

44. "We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em."...

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...

"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course".

"You spare the women?"

"NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on."

"Marvelous".




"Dang that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart."

[Rooktoven]

45. "Goood Morning Ma'am, and isn't it a Lo-o-o-vely morning?"

We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but no Irish!"

"Well Jim, since you are my guest, what is it you like to do?"

"Play chess. Screw."

"Let's play chess."

[fishnfla]

46. Oh Lawdy Lawd! Do what he say! Do what he say!

you are so good, and they are so stupid

[name not needed]

47. "Rape, arson, murder, and rape"

"You said rape twice"
"I like rape"

[Rooktoven]

48. also...

"Screw you, I work for Mel Brooks."

"I didn't hear a 'Harumph' out of you."

"That's Hedley!"

"Awww, Mongo straight..."

"Eating just makes me sick"

"But I shoot with this hand."

By the way, we need a thread just for the visuals...

[Touchdown]

49. To the Honorable Governor Lepitamine.

"We can't hear you!"

"Oh' sorry. WE THE CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE..."

[no_hypocrisy]

50. What were you expecting? Come over to my house? Marry my

daughter? These are simple people. These are people of the land. You know, morons . . .