Dr. Cranky Kitten is IN...........................................

[Darth_Kitten]

to help YOU solve your love/personal/social problems. :nuke: And, like, don't get on my last nerve.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. Okay Doc

Why don't I have any luck with the ladies?

:shrug:

[Darth_Kitten]

3. They say some people are born....

lucky and some aren't. Life may suck, but hey, that's too bad. Buck up and stop whining like some love starved wuss. :(

[KG]

2. not Dr KittenHeart?

:( (sniff) i miss her.

[Darth_Kitten]

4. I'm her twin.....

but we are complete opposites. Snivelling sentimentality is not my strong suit.
Deal with it, mister. :(

[KG]

7. i can't. i only let nice people into my world.

:cry: maybe one day Dr KittenHeart will come back, and i'll be a happy sniveling sentimental dude again.

[Darth_Kitten]

9. Oh, SURE, be really supportive of some "KittenHeart"

What has a kitten done for YOU lately? :( Kittens are ornery, self-absorbed little #$$@#. They aren't supposed to be emotionally supportive little furballs. :( Now, what is your problem so I can solve it, mister? :(

[KG]

12. but, i like kittens, and they like me.

and i miss Dr KittenHeart. i heard she lost someone she loved. i hope she feels better soon. :(

[childslibrarian]

5. Dear Doctor Cranky Kitten

What is the meaning of life? I need some hope!

[Darth_Kitten]

6. Like, how would I know?

Life has to mean something? Heck, life is just plain MEAN.

You want hope? You are depressing me..... :(

[KG]

8. are you cranky cause you're home alone on a friday night

AGAIN???

[Darth_Kitten]

11. What are YOU doing here mister?

:(

[KG]

14. i like being home on friday nights

hanging on DU wit' my homeys, and listening to great soul and blues (with no commercials) on WMNF-FM 88.5 ( www.wmnf.org )

gonna hit the streets tomorrow night. then wed night going to see Robert Cray and John Hiatt.

[childslibrarian]

10. Are you Dick Cheney?

Just asking....

[Darth_Kitten]

13. I am a-political........

I condescend and dictate to, er, help "motivate" individuals of ALL political stripes. I'm not biased. :(

I'm here to help in my own way. Take it or leave it, honey. :(

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. hey dr cranky kitten

Dumbya and cheney are stealin yer car, what happened to that sniper kitten protection? but seriously,how do you post pictures here?

[Darth_Kitten]

17. Find a URL.......

and go to profile and there's a place there for pasting. (copy the URL and paste in signature)

That's about as nice as Dr. Cranky Kitten gets. :(

[7th_Sephiroth]

19. DOMO ARIGATO

Mr El Gato

[childslibrarian]

16. I think you actually are Robert Novak's source....

Hey, alert the FBI!!!

[Darth_Kitten]

20. GASP!!!

Dr. Cranky Kitten cannot tolerate such accusations. :(

[SiobhanClancy]

18. Hey,Dr. Cranky Kitten..

Years ago a gypsy told me I'd have three husbands(for real),and I've had two of them so far. What do you think I could do to speed up the process of meeting # 3?:)

[ProudGerman]

21. Ok Dr. Cranky Kitten

Why does my ex-fiance still talk to me several times a week, 4 months after the break up, even though she's dating someone else?

[polmaven]

22. The picture looks like the way my kitty is feeling.

That is the way he's behaving toward his brother. Teddy is growling, spitting, hissing, and swatting anytime Tigger comes near him. The vet actually put him on PROZAC last night! Apparently, he has "issues".

[Padraig18]

23. Dear Dr. Kitten Heart,

At lunch today in the local diner, this freeper was going on and on about how the 'libruls' were in a conspiracy to 'get Rush', and that it was probably headed up by Hillary. My town has an ordinance against striking dumb animals, so I refrained. Did I misread my town's ordinance?