Man Taken To Hospital After His Pet Skunk Bites His Penis

[matcom]

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Every time Carol Infalt's phone rings, she's not sure if it's going to be condolences for her deceased skunk or a joke about her husband's formerly private parts.

She's been getting a lot of both since Ozzie the pet skunk paid the ultimate price for biting Dan Infalt's penis.

I think it's a Freudian typo, but in an e-mail to my newspaper Carol said, "This is when the hole disaster starts."

While the embarrassing news crackled over the emergency scanner, Dan was rushed to Oconomowoc Memorial Hospital last week.

At that same moment, Department of Natural Resources warden David Walz was heading for the Infalts' Jefferson County home to take Ozzie into custody. The animal quickly was euthanized so it could be tested for rabies, which has stirred up the skunk-loving community.

In happier times, Carol Infalt holds her pet skunk, Ozzie. The skunk was euthanized so it could be tested for rabies after biting her husband. The test was negative.

Meanwhile, Carol received a call at work from the hospital and was told it concerned her husband. She assumed "car accident."

"They told me where he got bit. I had to come and pick him up," she said.

She's not trying to add insult to unspeakable injury, but she blames her husband and not Ozzie for this one.

Rough-housing with an animal equipped with fangs is a bad idea. She'd warned Dan and their three kids about that countless times since they bought Ozzie as a baby for $100 last year from a game farm in Iowa.

"He was playing rough with him on his lap, and Ozzie bit down on my husband's penis," right through his sweat pants, she said.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/feb05/304927.asp

[steve2470]

1. now how in the fuck did that happen ? LOL geez nt

[edbermac]

5. Maybe he couldn't find a hamster...

:evilgrin:

[steve2470]

11. lol no comment nt

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Ok I'll say it.

THAT STINKS!

[underpants]

3. Mr.Infalt might need an inflatable penis

Infalt?

[fob]

6. Not a big deal to go from an Infaltable penis to an Inflatable one, is it?

On Edit: Great band name though;

Ladies and Gentlemen, Infaltable Penis! At the head of the band we have...

[LSparkle]

4. You lost me at "PET SKUNK"

WTF?

[CatWoman]

7. Mat, I didn't know you had a pet skunk!!!

:P

[matcom]

10. of course not silly

what the HELL does a 49 year old black woman, like me, need a pet skunk for??

[underpants]

14. To administer the sherry enema?

:shrug:

[matcom]

15. YES!!!

EXACTLY!!

[CatWoman]

19. was the skunk a 37 year old drunk

addicted to Ripple?

Or does Boones Farm feel better on his palate?

[matcom]

20. STRAWBERRY HILL??

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:bounce:

:*

[Spinzonner]

8. Well, let's hope he nose better now

[steve2470]

12. (rimshot sound) (Ed McMahon saying Yayooooo!) nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Poor li'l stinker...

Wild animals belong in the wild, IMO.

I'm surprised they didn't get a rabies shot for the critter to begin with, though, since they obviously intended to keep him as a pet. I assume they had him de-scented.

[edbermac]

13. Mat, did you post the story about the kid crushed by a giant snowball?

I posted it in your honor...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2721914&mesg_id=2721914

[leftofthedial]

16. gee. duct tape could have fixed that.

right through his sweat pants. yeah. uh huh.

[Kat45]

18. Yup. Sounds likely, huh?

That's what he told his wife, anyway.

[RedCloud]

17. Ironically they also own a cockatoo!

or two?

[matcom]

21. kick for the morning crowd

:kick: