Oh no!

[SarahB]

My daughter just said, "I want to meet Matcom. He's sounds just like the perverted assholes at school that I like to hang out with."

Oh, the humanity. Why must I be cursed like this? She's only 13. Between that and my youngest's fetish with the spanking purple hippo, I'm frightened. :scared:

[matcom]

1. need a babysitter for an afternoon?

if so, i'm your man! :bounce:

[SarahB]

3. That's even scarier!

What's even scarier is that she's legal in a few years. :scared:

[matcom]

6. now that is just SICK Sarah!

i meant we would have CLEAN fun!

you know. surfing porn, doing shots, etc...

you are REALLY twisted! x(

[SarahB]

8. Clean fun?!

:wtf:

[matcom]

10. we ALWAYS wash our hands in THIS house

before doing shots and surfing porn!

what, were YOU raised in a BARN??

[SarahB]

11. I hope you wash your hands....

after surfing the porn! :P

[RedCloud]

2. Shouldn't that be "Goddess help me"?

Just tying threads together...

[SarahB]

7. That why...

I changed it as not to offend the more religiously inclined

[SOteric]

4. So...

matcom sounds to your daughter like a perverted 13-year old?

How many bonus points to I get right now if I say absolutely nothing?

[SarahB]

9. Well, he is kind of.

But that's why we love him. :D

[name not needed]

5. At least she didn't want to meet Hedges

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Sarah wouldn't have posted about that.

She woulda just sent the kid to counseling and wallowed in her shame.

[matcom]

13. wouldn't happen

no purple thonged-hippo-on-hippo action

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. It's for the best.

[realisticphish]

15. o yeah

that's the sign that therapy is warranted :scared:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[SmileyBoy]

16. She can do shots and surf porn with me, if you like.

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

I've also got a whole archive of really kick-ass prank calls that I can teach her to do.

"Hello, this is Mr. Brown... Sample..."

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[redqueen]

17. ?!

Perverted assholes? She didn't really say that, did she?

Please say you're joking. Please please please please please please...

[SarahB]

18. She actually did.

She's a tough cookie though. She beats up boys on the bus.

[xmas74]

19. Good for her!

Better for her to beat them up than to have them do the same to her.