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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:28 PM
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I'm looking for a lover that won't drive me crazy.
Me thinks that's an impossibility.
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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:34 PM
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1. Some guy to thrill me then go away nt
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:35 PM
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2. I smite you for the John Cougar earworm!
:grr:
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:38 PM
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3. It became a Pat Benatar earworm for me.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:42 PM
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4. Or failing that
One who turns into a pizza at 4 AM
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:44 PM
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5. Aren't we all?
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melv Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:52 PM
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6. then go look on the highway
apparantly that's where they hang out.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:55 PM
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7. There's an art to it.
You have to find someone who's mature enough to understand/accept that it's only about one thing: SEX. And, occassional sex at that.

If you set the ground rules at the beginning, and let them know that there is no hope of changing those rules, they can either play along, or split.

Most of mine have chosen to play along. :evilgrin:
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