I'm looking for a driver that won't love me crazy.

[ohiosmith]

I want to see her chauffeur,
I want to see the police drive him downtown,
Because he drives me crazy,
Can't let my chauffeur down,
Don't want that chauffeur driving that girl,
Because that girl has been all around,
I am going to steal me a pistol,
And shoot her chauffeur down,
Gonna let her chauffeur drive me around,
He's gonna drive me psycho,
Because he thinks I want him to be my lover boy,
And for me to be his girl

[Borgnine]

1. Drive my car.

Asked a girl what she wanted to be,
She said "baby can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you do something in between,
Baby, you can drive my car,
Yes, I'm gonna be a star And maybe I'll love you"
I told that girl that my prospects were good,
And she said "baby it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine,
But I can show you a better time
Baby, you can drive my car,
Yes, I'm gonna be a star,
Baby you can drive my car,
And maybe I'll love you"
Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah
Baby, you can drive my car,
Yes, I'm gonna be a star,
Baby you can drive my car,
And maybe I'll love you"
I told that girl I could start right away,
And she said listen baby I've got something to say,
I got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I've found a driver and that's a start"
Baby, you can drive my car,
Yes, I'm gonna be a star,
Baby you can drive my car,
And maybe I'll love you"
Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah, beep beep mm beep beep, yeah,
Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah