Hello! A little vanity here! Are we not DU's cutest non-related, non-

[JimmyJazz]

committed - you are nothing but my best friend on DU, couple?

and me

[steve2470]

1. yes adorable ! names ?

[progmom]

4. dork-brain and dorkette

Otherwise known as progmom and JimmyJazz.

[driver8]

92. Mmmm....I love a woman in glasses...n/t

[JimmyJazz]

7. she's on the top -- as usual

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. I wanna be the meat in that sammich!

:loveya::loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

5. play your cards right, is all I'm sayin'

:P

[GOPisEvil]

6. I'll bring a stacked deck!

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

11. you are parital - I like that in a man.

[CanuckAmok]

181. I'll give you my Sweet Revenge 7" (read that however you will) if you...

...can squeeze me in there somehow.

[progmom]

184. I dunno, JJ

We could make this a submarine sammich, knowaddimean?

[progmom]

28. are you calling us white bread?

Just kidding. I was going to make some kind of joke about having seen your meat and that I'd love to make a sandwich, but I realized that sounded pretty crass and so I will simply end this run-on sentence by saying thank you.

[GOPisEvil]

183. Whole wheat...7 grain...

You're welcome. :-)

[Bok_Tukalo]

3. You're a girl?

I am so slow sometimes.

[JimmyJazz]

9. No - but I play one on t.v.

:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

12. Judging from the picture, very well.

<eom>

[steve2470]

8. two hotties indeed ! :-)

and I have good taste

:loveya:

[tigereye]

10. wow, you guys need your own hipster - investigator show

or something.

[steve2470]

13. that made me smile :-)

[JimmyJazz]

15. Yeah - something along the lines of "find the correct chair for the DUer"

[tigereye]

21. nah two hip smart women investigating evil deeds and pursuing

justice, or something. Just came to mind. You two just look like you should be out there being The Lefty Squad, or something. ( this is a compliment, mind you.)

edit.. quick spelling

[progmom]

33. i love it!!!!

The Lefty Squad.

Perhaps that's what we should call our Super Secret Society!

[tigereye]

37. aha!

you guys are very cute, by the way. :hi:

[progmom]

40. thanks.

And also, apparently, serious dorks (JIMMYJAZZ!!)

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. yes you are

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

16. I'm glad you approve.

BTW - what else did you me for? I forget. :P

[progmom]

17. what does that sentence mean?

We may be a cute, non-committed, best DU-friends blah blah blah couple, but sometimes I just don't understand you.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Is "oh crap, I forget" an adequate response?

[Skittles]

18. you sure are arrogant f***s

:7

[JimmyJazz]

20. Oh crap - post your pic here, please!

No one meant to leave out the Honorable Ass Kickin' Skittles...

[xmas74]

22. Skittles, there is a post

waiting for you under "Longgrain vs. JimmyJazz".
Longgrain is waiting for his asskicking.

[Skittles]

41. I am tired of kicking Longgrain's ass

he's asking for it every freaking day. :o

[Longgrain]

45. You know it baby...

I secretly love that kind of stuff...

:spank:

[Skittles]

49. BABY??? I haven't been called for a long time

FAR TOO LONG. :D :hi:

[Longgrain]

73. Then here's a few to keep you going for a while...

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

:7

[xmas74]

46. I think that he really enjoys it.

He's the one who started the fight.

[Skittles]

52. all the DU men enjoy it

why do you think they f***ing pay me? :7

[xmas74]

54. It's a great way to make a living!

[Longgrain]

57. Oh course us guys got to be the aggressers...

even if I am a girly man...

:whimper, sniffle:

[xmas74]

60. Oh you poor baby !

I have really been in a tattletale mood tonight. I think that it's the giddiness from calling in sick to work!

[Longgrain]

64. Heehee...

I got nothing but time tonight!

I'm due fer another ass kicking!

[xmas74]

67. I think that Skittles might give it to you

if you ask her nicely.

[Skittles]

75. busy

month-end, you know. :o

[xmas74]

81. I'll set up the appointment.

How's May sound for you?

[Longgrain]

79. THANK YOU MA'AM!

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

:spank:

[xmas74]

84. No time tonight.

Sick kid in the next room.

[Longgrain]

99. WAAAAAAH!!!!

:cry:

But I've been a bad boy! I deserved IT!

[xmas74]

100. But she puked earlier tonight.

Puke always comes first.

[Longgrain]

103. Now I'm jealous...you want puke...WELL HERE IT IS!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[xmas74]

106. I got you beat...

smell my house. There is still a lingering smell.

[progmom]

107. Hey Longgrain, you threadjacker.

I'm coming over to kick your ass. Look out.

[xmas74]

112. Thanks for the help!

[Longgrain]

115. PHHHT!

I know Skittles. I've worked with Skittles. Skittles is a friend of mine.

You P. Mommy are no Skittles...

[progmom]

124. No, you're right.

But I have taken boxing classes from a light-heavyweight champ, and I have a heavy bag in my basement. I could kick your ass, don't you worry.

[Longgrain]

141. Forget it, I'm leaving you and Jimmy...

I'm getting a much better ass kicking from Skits and xmas...

}(

[progmom]

143. I think you mean ass-kissing

attention whore!

[Longgrain]

150. Sorry but there's no room for my tiny ass

on your couch...

[progmom]

158. Oh. Did we invite your skinny ass onto our couch?

Let me check....


















































....nope!

[Longgrain]

159. Which is why I'm leaving your clique to join another...

:P

Where there is more room for me...

[Shananigans]

162. You can't leave...it's a life term...

The only way you can leave is...well...if we tell you we'll have to kill you ;)

NOW I'm going to bed! Night folks!

[Longgrain]

164. See ya Shannie...

Maybe next time I'll get to sit next to you...:hi:

[xmas74]

19. AAAWWWW!

[Longgrain]

23. YEP!

What else can I say but...:loveya: to ya both...

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. When I grow up I hope I'm as purdy as you two.

You are DAMN FINE women. :hi:

[Longgrain]

25. Shut your mouth!

You already are. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. LOL Thank you..

It's not true... but thank you. :P

[Longgrain]

29. But DU is all about telling the truth!

Have I ever lied to you before?

Seriously how do you know what men find attractive?

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. No, you have not.

But I don't think it's true.... so yeah. :P

[Longgrain]

31. Fine!

I still think the pictures of you you posted we're cute, when I thought you were 25...

Sigh!

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Whaaaaaaa

I'm just saying that I don't think I'm that pretty..... :shrug:

[Longgrain]

43. Alright, but I still disagree...

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. That's fine

In fact.... please do! :P

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. I have to disagree

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. HEHE! Disagreeing is good.

:hi:

[progmom]

44. I'm not THAT much older than you, am I?

And you're a damn fine woman yerself! Fo shizzle, my dizzle!

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. No, you're not

UNLESS you've had work done. :silly:


Typo.

[progmom]

66. work done?

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Oh I think we all know.. you're really 85

You just have a good doc. :+

[Shananigans]

32. Now ladies...I will admit you are some foxy looking babes

But what about THIS chick...(that would be me). I can be cute too!



and I have a GREAT chair!

[JimmyJazz]

34. not to get the thread locked, but:

:shrug:

[progmom]

35. does that work with women?

Just asking... :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

36. oh yeah

I'm just sayin'....

[Shananigans]

39. Sweet...a sandwich...er...wait...

maybe we should just stick to the sofas...er...damnit...why is everything coming out all wrong. You guys are making me nervous and I'm gonna say something that could be construed all wrong and get this thread locked ;)

[JimmyJazz]

42. moreso than the threesome reference I posted earlier?

Do tell! :shrug:

[Shananigans]

47. See...if I told it would get locked!

Just like my "Let's un-dress sundog-I'll start" thread. I was sad to see that one go! :(

[JimmyJazz]

50. As was sundog, I assure you

:o

[Shananigans]

56. Oh, I am most sure of that...

I'm bored...maybe I should go to bed. Either that or I need to find some new furniture...

[JimmyJazz]

59. Would you like me to defate your lips?

I here that's what you are in to.

[Shananigans]

65. No no no!!! Anything but that...

deflating my lips is like the worst possible punishment you could give me. I would have nowhere to sit (why does that just sound sick and wrong?) and then I'd have to sit on the floor where I would get molested by any of the numerous bottom feeders that reside there...

ANYTHING BUT THE LIPS! Now, they do like to be INFLATED a bit at times...

[progmom]

63. we're boring you with our borderline

...sex talk?


Harumph.

[Shananigans]

70. Never!

I am bored with my inability to concentrate because of a massive aching in my jaw from two hours in the dentist chair...I had three cavities filled in two hours. It hurts... While sitting in the dentist chair, however, I was able to come up with three reasons that visiting the dentist could be sexual...

[progmom]

55. Ok, now you have me reeeeeeeeeally curious.

[Shananigans]

61. Damn! That's a hot couch!

Is there room for the three of us there? ;)

[JimmyJazz]

62. again, please refer to my above referenced post.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. What the hell are the three doing down here?

:o

[JimmyJazz]

72. what do you think?

:7

[RevolutionaryActs]

78. Well....

......... I think you're dancing. :P

[Shananigans]

74. Wouldn't you like to know ;)

:P

[progmom]

80. there's room on the couch for you, too!

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. Woohoo!

[Shananigans]

89. Right here in the middle...next to me...

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

94. Hi Shananigans...... how you doin'?

;)

[Shananigans]

97. I'm doin' just fine!

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. Arnold soundboard?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds2.html

[Shananigans]

Ugh...that's the second time in less than 30 seconds...

that I'v had the urge to release my dinner!

[RevolutionaryActs]

116. Hey you're the one who said: Who's your daddy and what does he do?

:shrug:

[Shananigans]

120. I know...slap me!

I might like it...er...actually...I can't help it. I need a new line!

[RevolutionaryActs]

127. HAHA!

I think it's a funny line. I mean yes Arrrrnold said it, but he didn't write it. Right? :hi:

[Shananigans]

128. Oooh....good point...

maybe I just need to use it in smaller quantities.

[RevolutionaryActs]

134. That might be a good idea.

:P

[Huckebein the Raven]

104. Is there room on that couch for a guy ?

:D

[progmom]

109. well you did say you were skinny as a rail

Hey shananigans, shove over. We've got a hottie here!

[Huckebein the Raven]

111. alrighty then

:)

[Shananigans]

118. SuhWEEET...I have a big butt, though...we are gonna have a nice tight fit!

[RevolutionaryActs]

130. No worries he can sit on my lap!

:evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

132. What's all this then ?

:)

[Shananigans]

133. I think someone touched my hiney..

don't worry...it's ok. But you guys might wanna watch out tonight...as JJ would say, I'm wound tighter than....

[RevolutionaryActs]

135. Hi!

:hi:


:loveya:

[Huckebein the Raven]

139. Bonjour

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

140. Konichiwa

:silly:

[Shananigans]

142. Ni How Ma

[progmom]

147. Buon giorno !

:hi:

[Huckebein the Raven]

160. Wish I knew Italian

[progmom]

167. At least you recognize Italian!

I learned enough to get by when I was there for a couple of weeks. I love that country!

[progmom]

145. REV!!!!!!

Wow - your new age suits you, you naughty vixen!

[RevolutionaryActs]

146. HAHAHAHA!

What ever do you mean? O8) ;)

[texas1928]

69. rabble rowsers

That is what you two are. Rabble Rowsers.

[JimmyJazz]

76. and your point is what exactly?

:P

[texas1928]

85. A little black dot.

But you are still rabble rowsers.

[Shananigans]

77. I must defend the honor of my co-horts...

They prefer to be referred to as "DU's cutest non-related, non-committed - you are nothing but my best friend on DU, couple"

Thank you and come again.

[texas1928]

82. SHSSHHHHHHh

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Shananigans]

88. That's SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANANIGANS!

Spread the word ;)

[texas1928]

93. I can not spell it.

it would come out shiiinnniiinnniigans.

[Shananigans]

95. That's fine...as long as you yell it really loud!

SHIIINNNINNIGANS! Technically it is spelled Shenanigans, but I prefer my spelling as my name is Shannon...hence Shan-anigans!

[texas1928]

101. I will do just that.

[JimmyJazz]

83. .

:toast:

BTW - do you care to join us? :P

[texas1928]

87. I am an angel

I never get into trouble.

[JimmyJazz]

90. Angels get this from me:

[texas1928]

96. Now that hurts.

[Shananigans]

91. I have heard that rumor to be unfounded...

but then again...what do I know!

[texas1928]

98. Now you hush

They can not prove that was me.

[Shananigans]

102. I beg to differ with you!

JimmyJazz...could you please show this lovely DU-er the proof that we have locked away in the secret compartment of the Jazz Couch?

[texas1928]

108. I was framed I tell you

FRAMED!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

113. Just this once: what is for which you have been framed?

I'm just asking.....

[texas1928]

114. All of them

I was not there, I was lying on a beach in Acapulco when any of it happened.

[Radical Activist]

110. grrrrrrr

This is one of the best DU threads since I have been here.

[JimmyJazz]

117. Have I told you lately that I love you....have I told you, there's no one

else above you.... :toast:

[Shananigans]

119. Not yet, anyways...

;)

[JimmyJazz]

122. I love you, but who wound your ass up?

Lord knows you are cute, but butter my ass and call me a biscuit you are wound up tighter than Keith Moon at Cow Palace :D

[Shananigans]

125. Haha! I can't deny it!

I'm just havin' fun! Normally my "in the flesh" friends get this version of me when I am all wound up! Tonight you guys get the (dis) honor of it!

:)

[progmom]

129. bwa ha haaaaa!

Tighter than Keith Moon at Cow Palace?

Wow.

[Shananigans]

131. "That's hot."

As my male counter part would say!

[progmom]

121. not even me??????????

sigh.

[Radical Activist]

123. woohoo!

Where's that couch? :grouphug:

[JimmyJazz]

126. erm...it's a chair.... my *special* chair -would you like to share it with

me?



It even has my name on it! :o

[Radical Activist]

138. Oh yes, very nice chair

does it have any special uses?

[texas1928]

136. for shame

you let her down.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2727798

[LincolnMcGrath]

137. Three very Atractive EvilDUers in this thread.

[Longgrain]

144. Only three?

You count wrong my friar...

[LincolnMcGrath]

148. I only see three posted pics

:shrug:

[Longgrain]

161. You mean you don't see the rest of us?

I alone have more than three posted pics...

And in only three of them, am I a girl...

[progmom]

149. Hey this thread has a greatest vote!

Wow!

[texas1928]

151. OH NO

There will be no living with them now.

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

153. Note to texas1928: there was never any living with us -

we are bratz!

[Shananigans]

155. haha...aint that the truth...

[texas1928]

157. well that is the hammer

to the nails head. I have been saying it. but no one listens.

[Shananigans]

152. Sweeeet!

I bet it's cuz of the two hot chicks at the top of the post ;)

[progmom]

154. and the other one in the middle!

;)

[progmom]

156. whoops

posted this in the wrong place!

[SmileyBoy]

163. I have to wipe all the drool off my desk, excuse me...

You two are HOT!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

165. Thank you darling!

I'm still trying to figure out how not to be on the bottom, but Okay!

[progmom]

166. too late

I like being on top....



































....of this thread! :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

168. You're side by side on my screen

:shrug:

[progmom]

169. You must have a reeeeeeally big screen?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

170. Well

It's 17 inchs. I love my laptop. :loveya:

[NightTrain]

171. Ooo! Is that what Progmom looks like?

PM, your husband is one lucky, lucky man! And I'll bet he knows it, too.

As for you, JJ: I already knew how adorable you were, so please don't think I'm ignoring you! :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

172. You rock

Progmom is adorable. I confess.

[progmom]

173. Thanks, NT!

You know how much I admire you!

[Longgrain]

174. You mean you've never seen her before?

This is the third one I've seen of her...

She just keeps getting better and better...:loveya:

[progmom]

175. aw shucks, LG

You make a girl blush!

[Longgrain]

176. Psst...now I'm wundring...

When we going to see a new pick of JJ?

I'm getting sick of looking at the same damned one all the time...

Jus' asking? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

177. I'll take some new ones - just you no nevermind

:P

[Longgrain]

178. Sorry...I just got needled by a few folks...

When I kept posting the same picture of me over and over again...

I thought you might like to share in the warmth...:spank:

[RagingInMiami]

179. Yes, when the hell are we going to see a new pic of JJ

That, as far as I know, is a new pic of PM. And we've seen hundreds of pics of Longgrain. But why must we continually be exposed to the same JJ picture? Why, dammit, why?


































Why, dammit why?



















why, dammit, why?

[JimmyJazz]

180. erm - JJ just learned how to use the digital camera and it

takes a long time for her to resize, retouch and otherwise lie about her photo :shrug: I'm just guessing, is all.

[lala_rawraw]

182. OMG, how amazing...

I want a DU best friend as my "bf couple"


"Paging Best Friend"

[progmom]

185. That's fine, just keep your mitts of JimmyJazz

She's all mine, I tell you! :bounce:

[lala_rawraw]

186. okay:)

I will... still no DU best friend, oh well:(

[Beer Snob-50]

187. very cute, very adorable!

i think i am in love (twice over!!)

[progmom]

188. thanks, Pirate!!

back atcha!