Dang, scratch that one off the list

[HEyHEY]

So, there's a girl I see around town sometimes. She works at a place I go to sometimes. We have no more than the regular customer/clerk relationship. But I've been trying to improve that.
My buddy is in town for a turf growers convention. I went out tonight with him and his turf growin' buddies. We're at a bar, the only ones there... these guys are TOTAL pigs, I mean they don't care who hears them.

THe girl walks in with a friend, and they don't even calm it down...

Man, I'm grouped with the pigs now..

dang... move on!

[yvr girl]

1. Don't give up so easily.

Next time you go to where she works...

Didn't I see you the other night at X

Yes/No

The guys my friend works with were out of control

(You think they were bad too, and they're not your group.)

[HEyHEY]

2. Then it sounds like I'm making excuses and stuff

And she may figure out I'm interested in her...

Damned Vancouve savages!

[Robeson]

9. Uh, am I missing something?....

...don't you want her to know you are interested in her?...

[HEyHEY]

12. Nope..hell no, not until I know what the deal is

I'm a sure thing kinda guy

[Robeson]

14. Not until you know what the deal is?

Well, right now, she thinks you hang around a bunch of jerks. So, you ought to let her know what the "deal" is...

You only live once, man. As the old saying goes, you'll never regret what you did, you'll only regret what you didn't do...

[HEyHEY]

15. I know

Sadly my one major vice is courage and females.

[yvr girl]

11. Wrong

You are assuring her that you're not one of them. (If you think that they were that bad.)

...You are interested in her. Woman like it when men are interested in them. It makes them take notice of you. She'll either be interested back or not. Either way, you'll know where you stand.

[CanuckAmok]

3. Maybe that's her fetish...

Next time you see her, crush a beercan (or bottle) on your forehead. That could be your "in".

[HEyHEY]

4. And ...

Make a loud joke about "Fucking some chick up the ass"

[CanuckAmok]

6. Is that what she walked in to hear?

Co-o-o-l!

[HEyHEY]

8. yup

[CanuckAmok]

10. well...look at it this way...

if she goes out with you, there's one less question you have to ask.

[HEyHEY]

13. LOL

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Maybe just stick with the beer can crushing

(scared of Canadian men now.....)

[Robeson]

5. Walk up to her and say...

..."Can you believe these jerks? I'm so embarassed..."

[Radical Activist]

16. A lot of women like to date assholes

Don't give up. It may have helped.