Kissing Britney: Madonna says she hated it.

[Kellanved]

As I haven’t found an English translation of the story yet (a few days old) I'll give you the essentials:
According to the AZ Madonna described Britney's taste as being "awful", continuing that she almost got sick because of the cigarette taste.


http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,268778,00.html
Edited for spelling.

[Nlighten1]

1. It wouldn't make me sick..

cigarette breath or not. :)

[Skittles]

13. so you are attracted to skanks

nice

[Character Assassin]

22. So what? It takes all kinds.

Or perhaps that escaped your notice.

[Skittles]

26. where did I say it didn't take all kinds

stop f***ing assuming

[Character Assassin]

28. The point was more 'so what'

As in, so what if someone's attracted to 'skanks'.

Stop f***ing labelling.

[La_Serpiente]

2. LOLLOLOLOLOL

Pretty funny...Britney should cut down on cigarettes. I remember she made all those statements that she was a virgin and the Pope even praised her. Then she said she had sex with Justin. HA

[ironflange]

23. Some may think. . .

. . .that boinking Justin doesn't necessarily remove your virginity.

[Paragon]

3. She could have a cigarette in her mouth & I'd kiss her.

I want all her germs. :silly:

[Johnyawl]

4. I can't blame her...

...I won't want to kiss someone who smoked. Well, I might make an exception for Monica Belucci, but that would be the only one. And
Selma Hyak, I guess I'd make an exception for her too.

[oneighty]

18. Well

John Yawl! Now that we have seen the set of your jib, who is it you might exclude? Hee! Hee!

180 Degrees off course..

Ed

[tlb]

5. Well Madonna must be acknowledged an authority on the subject

so if she says Brit doesn't make the cut, that's that.

Does say something though about the effectiveness of the " do not smoke " campaigns. This "role model of millions of little girls" puffs like a chimney.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. At least it was consensual

unlike the poor woman in California that had Arnold's nasty cigar-breath and what she called "ashtray tongue" forced upon her. Gross.

[Dogmudgeon]

7. It gets worse

Janeane Garofalo is reported to be a two-pack-a-day gal.

--bkl

[Breezy du Nord]

9. At least Janeane Garofalo has, you know, a BRAIN

Can't say that for britney, can you? :P

[JohnKleeb]

27. yeah she does

I dont give a damn if they fucking smoke or not but yeah britney wheres that brain.

[LynneSin]

11. Plus Janeane isn't going around as a roll-model for teeny boppers

:shrug:

Personally I'd like to see Janeane and Brittney both quit. I heard that Brittney is going to try and kick the habit.

Ironically Madonna use to be a heavy smoker herself but has finally quit the habit and has become rabidily anti-smoker. I know alot of ex-smokers who are more harsh on smokers than non-smokers like myself. My best friend from college is an ex-smoker and she is really harsh on smokers. Go figure!!!

[Terwilliger]

19. I don't know why, but there's a serious self-righteous flush...

When I quit smoking, I was especially hard on anyone I knew. I wouldn't say "Damn you for smoking" or something like that. But I would be incredibly arrogant (not like that's anything DUers don't know) and make jokes and really make people uncomfortable and cough and stuff like that :D

I dunno why, and that has abated quite a bit.

[Rashind]

12. Noooo!!!

My delusions of having a chance!

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Straight from the translation 'bot

Some of the words didn't translate, like geknut and laesterte, but it's all here.

Britney ist gefukt, ja?

--bkl

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KISSES, BITTER SUCH AS NICOTINE

Madonna found Britneys taste terrible

Two women. Two Popstars. An intensive kiss. With the MTV Awards provided Madonna and Britney Spears with their hot Geknut for attention - the Pop Diva over Britneys taste deplores itself nevertheless now.

On the stage the tongue kiss looked still rather intensive and passionate. But laesterte now Madonna over the 23-year-old Britney: "you tastes simply terrible!"

The kiss is "simply terribly" been, because Spears tasted after cigarettes, writes the "AZ". Madonna further: "became nearly bad me."

For the Sport fanatic cigarettes are absolute taboo.

Perhaps is the singer also only sourly, because Britney recently Madonnas offer to cure to her a smoking with Yoga thanking rejected, as the "Gala" reported. Britney: "I like, like my voice after smoking sound."

[Kellanved]

10. "became nearly bad me."

Uhmmm
Well, yes - the basic message comes across. "Geknutsche" is a slang term for kissing and "lästern" is to backbite (or to blaspheme, the original meaning).
Ah the beauty of Babelfish translations - thanks for the translation.

[latebloomer]

14. LMAO!

Priceless translation!

[trumad]

15. Yah...Like Madonna's mouth ain't been around the block!

[latebloomer]

16. Ah yes, like a virgin

Kissed by a smoker for the very first time!

[VOX]

25. Exactly! My cat's litterbox is probably cleaner!

:toast:

[Dirk39]

17. I guess the cigarette taste is the the only thing I would...

have enjoyed, kissing Britney...
Kellanved, you're too much into Boulevard...:-), what about reading some books and stop kissing Schröder!
Madonna was just dissapointed, 'cause shortly before the kiss, Britney refused her offer to become a non-smoker by making yoga. I know it all!
Dirk

[Kellanved]

20. You seem to know far more about Boulevard than me

Well, I can't always be the number 1.

Schröder ? - I fought for his first term, his second term and will fight for his third term, but kissing ??? Doris would kill me :P
Not even six Buds (and the mere thought of drinking six Buds scares me) would drive me that far.

[Dirk39]

21. 6 more years of Bild-BAMS-Glotze and I need 60 Buds a day!

Can't you fight for Kuccinich in the USA? Then Gerhard and you and Doris could get rid of me and be happy in your neoliberal reunited german hartz-423 paradise and start thinking about, whom you invade next?
Schröder is nothing but Boulevard becoming politics, the Dieter Bohlen of politics.
Dirk

[OneTwentyoNine]

24. Oh,must have been that fragrance "ashtray by Fabergé"

....

[DS1]

29. Kissing scene in news again, mission accomplished

:bounce: