The GeoPolitical Solution of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . so even though some in my administration have literally begged me not to share this with the press, I think it's the final solution for the 'Cuban problem.' I say we attach a big chain to her western end and then haul her out to sea with some of our battleships. Hell, if the Russians want 'em, I say, let the Russians have 'em. We can tow it across the ocean and up toward the Ball Bearing Straits to the Dark Sea or whatever. . . . Now, before you ask any questions, I want you to just think about it for a moment, okay? . . ."

[yankeeinlouisiana]

1. How could I top

that caption. That was great! LOL!

[skip fox]

2. Thanks

(also a Yankee in LA . . . Lafayette, in fact)

[VOX]

3. And so our art tour comes to Picasso's "Men of the Rose Garden"...

and Pablo's sense of the grotesque was never sharper.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. The remake of The Thing With Two Heads didn't work out any better than

the original did

[cosmicdot]

5. W: we have a clear strategy for Iraq, just like we had one in Florida ...

... Texas redistricting ... California ... enron ... Afghanistan ... Osama ... Saddam ... we're batting a 1000 ... and, now, we have one for Cuba ... a moving target is harder to hit ... so, there ... we're staying the corporate course of mass disruption ...

[cosmicdot]

6. W: ... the vintage car market is worth overthrowing Cuba's government...

... we can grow the economy for Halliburton and Bechtel ... Marriott can do his thing ... we'll turn Carla Hills loose and Maurice Greenburg can work his insurance magic ... we'll privatize the schools and that ridiculous healthcare system ... both missing the profit motivator ... Jeb's friends in Florida can take over the sugar cane fields ... Cuba will be a model in privatization ... we'll put a CEO in there who will dictate democracy, too ...