I have answers you give me questions, well I will try

[JohnKleeb]

[wtmusic]

1. Everybody has answers

Now, a good question...;-)

[JohnKleeb]

2. lol

I dont have the answers to all., thats not my wish.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Why?

[JohnKleeb]

5. Why what?

Why is the search for everything never over? because imo thats life.

[2cents]

4. If one in the hand is worth two in the bush---

---How much does the driver weigh?

[JohnKleeb]

6. what?

[lynndew2]

7. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and

grey when you throw it out?

[JohnKleeb]

11. you got me I am stumped

[lynndew2]

14. Coal

[JohnKleeb]

16. Coal huh well as a descedant of miners I sure dont wanna go in those damn

mines.

[Ediacara]

13. a newspaper :-)

[mdvet]

32. lol

very thought provoking

[Blitz]

8. What's the difference between sex

and a ceasar salad?

[wtmusic]

9. The word 'dressing' figures prominently in the punch line

[JohnKleeb]

10. Sex is more enjoyable NEXT question

[2cents]

21. Caesar salad is best eaten cold?

[Ediacara]

12. why is anorthite preferentially in mafic magmas

yet albite is preferentially in silicic magmas?

[JohnKleeb]

15. say what now

:shrug: I said I MIGHT have answers, MIGHT :)

[Ediacara]

17. man....

don't you know about mantle enrichment and magmatic differentiation :-)

[JohnKleeb]

20. you know I am like a little less than a decade younger than you dude

and besides history and like english but NOT goddamned grammar are my interests.

[Ediacara]

22. I am kidding John :-)

[JohnKleeb]

23. I know you are

heh.

[Ediacara]

24. BTW

The mineral with black and white parallel lines in the left photo is anorthite. Very cool mineral :-)

[JohnKleeb]

25. Thanks for the lesson heh

That is an interesting that about minerals, they come in all varities.

[lynndew2]

18. If an electric train is going 100 mph east

and the wind is going 100 mph west.

Which way will the smoke blow?

[2cents]

19. Is this another sex question?

If not, it should be.

[Tredge]

26. That's easy...

What's the fastest land animal?

[JohnKleeb]

27. cheetah

[mdvet]

33. fastest land animal

an elephant on a vespa???

[moof]

28. from the top

Jack Rabbit asked, why? answer, because we like you.

JohnKleeb asked, why what? answer, see above.

2cents asked, If one in the hand is worth two in the bush
How much does the driver weigh? answer depends on the brand, is this a callaway a taylor made or a henway ?

JohnKleeb asked, what ? answer, No offence JohnKleeb but you don't seem to be too good at this.

lynndew2 asked, What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and
grey when you throw it out? answer, there are several but let's assume the answer to your burning curisoty is charcoal.

Blitz asked, What's the difference between sex and a ceasar salad?
answer, don't you mean, What's the difference between oral sex and a ceasar salad?

2cents asked, Caesar salad is best eaten cold? answer, no you are thinking about a waldorf salad.

DinoBoy asked, why is anorthite preferentially in mafic magmas yet albite is preferentially in silicic magmas? answer, because a rolling stone is Mick Jagger.

DinoBoy asked, don't you know about mantle enrichment and magmatic differentiation. answer, JohnKleeb does not know about mantle enrichment and magmatic differentiation and moof only answers one rhetorical question per poster per ever.

lynndew2 asked, If an electric train is going 100 mph east and the wind is going 100 mph west. Which way will the smoke blow? answer, In the U.S. since almost all trains are electric powered diesel fired the smoke would "blow" to the west. Outside the U.S. where they have true electric powered trains there would be no smoke.

2cents asked, Is this another sex question? answer no, but if you wish here is a sex answer. Smoke is male not female therefore it is blown not the blower although this also is a matter of some debate as in
" No marybeth suck, blow is just a figure of speech".

[moof]

29. History & english, well then

up till at least 1980 who held the record for the fastest talking.

[JohnKleeb]

30. I didnt ask for trivia lol

[moof]

31. explain the difference between

a. asking for trivia &

b. asking for questions

[JohnKleeb]

34. ok

If I asked for trivia lol I would say hey ask me trivia or somethin, like that ask me anything lol means just that, this aint a first and it aint a last,

[moof]

35. It is difficult to think you don't know Jack.

Jack Kennedy that is, How about you give us a couple of your more interesting answers & we will try to guess the question, sort of a Jeopardy approach.