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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 02:56 PM
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God is about to strike me down...
Edited on Sun Oct-12-03 02:58 PM by Paragon
But I wanna nail "Joan of Arcadia". (covers head) :silly:



(Relax - she's 20.)
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:00 PM
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1. Nah, that's just God telling you that
(Before anyone gets po'd...that's not an anti-Religious joke. God talks to her in the show.)
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:02 PM
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3. Cool!
Then God must want she and I to procreate so we can have stunningly attractive and sarcastically wisecracking kids!
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:03 PM
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4. You could then have a sitcom based on your life called
"God Told Me To Do IT!"

:evilgrin:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:01 PM
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2. Your lust is not God's problem
Calm down, take a cold shower, and then find a suitable substitute (not that "I" would know, but I understand blow-up "companions" are fairly inexpensive these days......)

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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-12-03 03:03 PM
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5. I knew it! All Michigan fans are pedophiles and stautory rapist
:evilgrin:
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