Crap: Crappity Crap and the Crap that Crappity Craps

[BloodyWilliam]

This one's for fun.

Let's look at all the crappy conservative books released in the past few years. Better yet, let's look at their names.

Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism
Useful Idiots: How Liberals Got It Wrong in the Cold War and Still Blame America First
Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Endangered America's Long-Term National Security
Off with Their Heads : Traitors, Crooks & Obstructionists in American Politics, Media & Business
The Savage Nation: Saving America from the Liberal Assault on Our Borders, Language and Culture

Sense a pattern? In all of these books, the titles seem rather formulaic.

Word or Phrase: Some phrase or sentence about how liberals are evil.

After some browsing on Amazon.com, I found several dozen conservative books that go by this formula and found only one that hasn't. And yeah, I noticed pot: kettle: black (liberal book titles have a similar trend). Why can't we have some fun with this anyway?

Let's come up with amusing or nasty book titles for conservatives to use. Here are some of mine:

Betrayal: How Liberals Are Wrong Because They Disagree With Us
Watergate: A Hero's Indescretion And The Evil Liberals That Persecuted Him
Election 2000: Politics Is Like Risk - The More Land That's Your Color, the More You Win: One Person One Vote Sucks
Freedom: Liberals Don't Want Us to have It So We Should Lock Them All Up
Free Republic: One Forum's Struggle To Shut Up People Who Don't Love All Republicans.

Anyone else? Let's have some fun. :-)

[fknobbit]

1. Jasus was a Carpenter

And so is Halliburton/Brown and root.
Crafting hangmans nooses with your E.I.B. neckties.
I saw Elvis today with Dick Cheney on fox..
Ashcroft.. the latter day Gidion.

[bahrbearian]

2. I like it ....good cover can I use this part ..

This list of hotwords is intended to make you Echelon douchebags waste valuable time spying on harmless old me. Enjoy!

[BloodyWilliam]

3. Go ahead! Glad to spread my cognitive seed to anyone who likes it!

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