2004 Bumper Stickers

[Bushfire]

I know you probably have seen them already, but I don't think they've been posted in a while...

With the presidential election wind-up already in full swing, the
Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign has been hard at work developing a list of themes to put on bumper-stickers.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
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> Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
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> Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
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> Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a
time.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!
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> Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct.
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> Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
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> Don't think. Vote Bush!
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> George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
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> Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
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[bahrbearian]

1. I'm saving those !!

[NightTrain]

2. Here are a couple I actually saw recently:

Let's not elect him in 2004, either!

Elect Bush: it would be a first!

[latebloomer]

3. ROFL-- those are great!

There's one on www.democrats.com that says "Re-Defeat Bush" and underneath, the numbers Gore and Bush each totaled..

[KeepItReal]

4. I saw a "Kennedy / Johnson" sticker the other day

You gotta luv L.A.

:-)

[Bushfire]

5. One I saw recently said

"Transplant a bush in 2004" on a green bumpersticker with white letters, and a white shovel.

Another I saw yesterday: "Illegitimate son of a bush"