The Consumer-Alert of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"No, son, we now call it a 'Freedom-Tickler,' but it works essentially the same ol' way."

[Fenris]

1. W. is "sprechin'": "Hey, fatso, hows it goin'?"

"You and your daddy enjoyin' the festivities? Really? You want to be president some day, huh? No shittin'? How much does your daddy make? Hmm. That's not presidential enough. Well, does your daddy work for the CIA? No? Is he a Congressman? No? Does your daddy work for an oil company? Okay, then, did he set you up with an oil company? Well, what does he do then? Teacher? A Spanish teacher?! Tell me where's old pops from? Cuba, eh? Well, let's see here, your daddy's a Spanish teacher (two strikes there) from Cuba (and that makes THREE strikes). Sorry, son, you ain't got an icicle's chance in Hell to be president. Hope you enjoy the phrase, 'Would you like that super-sized?'"

[skip fox]

2. "Wow. You call me Mr. President without laughing! You're

great kid! Can I get ja a metal or something?"

[Cat Atomic]

3. I know it hurts. Now say who won Florida again! Say it!

[bobthedrummer]

4. Boy:"My Dad says you lie and that I'm cannon fodder!"

eom

[cosmicdot]

5. W: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[skip fox]

6. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[VOX]

7. "How much for the boy?"

"I could use a little *help* around that great big house."