The Alpha Mule of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "rap-thinking":

"Hot damn. Hot dog.
I'm cock of de walk.
The biggest bad ass in town.
Got everyone
on the run,
squirmy little bastards.
Gonna bitch slap Osama and Sadam.
Then goin' afta Vietnam.
Give 'em some napalm
to be thinkin' on.
Den gonna tear the press a new one.
Drop da bomb, yo drop da bomb.
Wen I fine 'em, dey better be gone.
'Cause I'm the big bad one.
Hot damn. Hot dog."

[pdx_prog]

1. <walking in front of a mirror>

Well hel hel.....Hellooooow there sexy. Can I buy you a drink sailor?....Strictly a non-alcoholic beverage of some sort you know. Wow....you been working out gorgeous? Psssss...ohhhh you're a hottie aren't you?

[maxanne]

2. "You love me-

you really love me!"

[eileen_d]

3. Don't just stand there, bust a move!

(inspired by a "kerry breakdancing" post in P&C)

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Yeah, well maybe He's got the whole world in HIS hands,

but I got a couple million pair of Arab b*lls in mine. Heh, heh."

[cosmicdot]

5. Announcer: Fellow right-wingers, we present ... the anti-Christ

I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car.
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a loveable man
And I can take you to the nearest star.
I'm your vehicle baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go.

[skip fox]

6. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[VOX]

7. Presenting Washington, DC Zoo's new chimpanzee exhibit!

And here's the biggest chimp of them all -- Bushho!

[TroubleMan]

8. I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt.........

I am the prez and you know what I mean, and I do my little dance on the catwalk....on the catwalk-YEAH!!.......on the catwalk. I shake my little tush on the cat walk!!



It's the Right Said Fred of all captions.

[FlyByNight]

9. Got WMD?

Nothing but Cheney's puppet.