The Dithering Diplomat of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Now for my surprise! The plan I figured out last night. Just cause Karl told me never to wake him up with such an idiotic call again . . . Well, I'm gonna put it to the people. Let them decide. Boy, I bet they'll support it . . . like who wouldn't want Cuba towed across the Atlantic by our battleships? Hell, we can take them up near the Ball Bearing Straits or whatever so they can be close to Russia if they wanna. Then they'll be happy. The Russians will be happy. And we'll be happy. Gee . . . it's win, win, win!!! What the heck did Karl mean, that it's the stupidest goddamned thing he ever heard. Maybe he was still half asleep. . . . Wait'll the people get behind it, though. He'll come round. I'll just bet!"

[pdx_prog]

1. You!...on the front row..

You talkin to ME?!?....Are Yooouu talkin to Meeee? Yeah that's right, you.....Are you talking to me?!?

[cosmicdot]

2. W: ... and, those who thought Cuba would be next, you were right ...

... and, when it came down to a "C" country ... which one would you go with ... China or Cuba? Castro is an easier name to say, and, well, "communism" is a piece of cake to get ya'll stirred up and stuff ... we need to liberate Elian away from his father and bring that whole divisive thing back up ... we need to privatize Cuba, especially that untapped medical system down there ... we need to remove Castro and replace him with Carla Hills or Otto Reich ... yada yada yada ...

[skip fox]

3. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

4. And now, I'll air-keyboard the Wakeman solo from "Roundabout"... n/t

[VOX]

5. A big round of applause for the new Tussaud's Museum wax GWB!

:toast:

[TroubleMan]

6. I just farted....heeheee

I wonder if Colin will notice....get it Colin? Haha, I kill me.

[Astarho]

7. COLIN: If I don't clap, George will kill my dog

BUSH: I am the Fu*kin' President, bow down before me you, uh, pesents?, uh, poor people!

RIDGE: ?