a pretty good joke

[northernsoul]

A group of American soldiers were driving up the road to Baghdad when they came upon the scene of an accident. On one side of the road was an Iraqi, badly bruised and unconscious. On the other side of the road was an American GI, badly bruised but regaining consciouness. The soldiers rushed to their aid. When asked what happened the American GI said "Well, I was coming north on the road and the Iraqi was coming south. I yelled at him 'Saddam Hussein is a worthless piece of shit!'. He responded with 'Oh yeah? George Bush is worthless piece of shit!'. We were shaking hands and hugging when the truck hit us."

:evilgrin:

[Friar]

1. made me laugh.

Good one.

Ps: who's evilgrin?

[damnraddem]

2. LOL!

Old joke: new contents. But it plays just fine this way.

[Wickerman]

3. thanks,

I forwarded that to the freeptards in my family. Certain to make me a hit the next time we all get together.

[SiobhanClancy]

4. Thanks for a good laugh

It sounds believable,too:)

[VOX]

5. Like the old saying: "Rich man's war, poor man's fight"...

Thanks for the smile, I appreciate it!

:toast:

[mikita]

6. a good one! ... and one back at you...

A little boy asks his dad "What is politics?"
Dad says "Son, let me explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He find the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. He find his Daddy in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

Next morning, with everyone at breakfast table, the little boy says he thinks he understand politics now. Father says "Good, son, tell us in your own words what you think politics is all about".

The boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Mikita :hi: