My cock just loves being scratched!!!!!

[Darth_Kitten]

right behind the head. Heck, sometimes just sits there in her cage WAITING for it (head bent forwards) :evilgrin:

Sometimes when I go get her to take out to play and stuff, she bends over. You have to scratch me. No, I'm here to take you out. :)

She just loves it the little nut. ;) :hug: :loveya:

[LibertyorDeath]

1. Oh you saucy devil... I feel an itch coming on!!!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. wow, what a coincidence

so does mine, right behind the head too!

What are the odds, huh?

[Darth_Kitten]

3. Please, people, this post is pure.

:evilgrin:

[patdem]

4. Your cock is nuts and your kitten is armed...strange menagerie you have

have there....:evilgrin:

[JackSwift]

5. Darth, a female chicken is not

a cock, but a hen. Only a male chicken is refered to as a cock. And every morning at the crack of dawn, a cock wakes up, sees the sun, and clucks defiance. A lawyer, being a blood sucker, does the opposite just at sundown.


Cock A Doodle Doo!!!

[1monster]

6. Uh, Darth, honey, you didn't grow up on a farm didja?

A cock is a male chicken. A hen is a female chicken...

[Shakespeare]

7. I think she has a cockatiel....

In which case the accepted shorthand name is 'tiel. But I'm also pretty sure she knows this and just wanted to be risque. :shrug:

[Don_G]

19. Unless She's A Lounge Lizard

:evilgrin:

[Ladyhawk]

8. Can we have a picture of your cock?

:evilgrin:

Perhaps she means "cockatoo"?

[Darth_Kitten]

9. wish I did of pictures of the cock....

atiel. :evilgrin: :)

[radwriter0555]

10. um just a small point, but how is a cock a her? since a cock is a

rooster?

Not to belabor a small point.

[radwriter0555]

12. On the other hand I have met chicks that were dicks, but not yet a chick

WITH a dick.

Not that I'd want to.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ahem.

[corarose]

11. What did you name your Cock?

:kick:

[Darth_Kitten]

13. My cock(atiel)'s name is.....

Murphee. :) :loveya: :hug: :bounce:

[corarose]

17. I love the name Murphee

Good Choice!

[Deja Q]

14. I love cocks!

I miss my cockatiel too...

I won't make any references to cats because that's both tempting and obvious... :evilgrin:

[1a2b3c]

15. Thats funny

Mine likes to be tugged on or kissed on or even hidden away in warm dark places.

[Kat45]

16. Aren't birds great!

It's so cute when they love to be scratched. My parrotlet will move her head in different positions when she wants you to get a certain spot. My senegal parrot, Attila, insists on being scratched all the time. Sometimes my ex will be giving him some food--a grape, for example--but the bird keeps his head down insisting on a scratch; and he gets a grape scratch! LOLOL

Give Murphee an extra scratch for me.

[Ladyhawk]

18. Interesting that birds can be such a source of innuendo. :)

hehe...flipping someone the bird, for example.

How old is your Senegal? I have a 9-year-old female Senegal named Darla.

[Kat45]

20. You have a Senegal too?

My Senegal, Attila, is almost 10. He lives with my ex because he's the person the bird bonded to. But my ex and I are good friends and I visit Attila on occasion. I'm glad he's the one this bird chose, because the bird screams loudly and often. He's also no stranger to biting. But he is a lot of fun too. I hope Darla isn't also a screamer.