Maggie smokes rocks

[name not needed]

[da_chimperor]

1. The falcon lands at midnight

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

2. you smoke bald eagles

something tells me i'm getting the better end of the deal

[Catholic Sensation]

5. BLUE'S CLUES?

:D

[sasquatch]

13. *snarf* I already got in trouble for that earlier

:D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

18. sasquatch

HUSH :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. I thought she kissed rocks...

But I guess I totally misunderstood.
Duckie

[name not needed]

4. She does that, too

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. DUCKIE

Don't you tell all my secrets!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Kissing rocks is better than smoking them!!

I thought I was helping!! :shrug:
Duckie

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

8. You two are totally exploiting me

:P

[name not needed]

9. yeah, but you like it!

:7

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

10. slut!

nt

[name not needed]

14. I prefer the term "Freelance Gynecologist"

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. You are so messed up

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

17. a pediatric one or you don't discriminate based on age?

[name not needed]

19. Eew.

:puke:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. haha

the kids aren't alright

[Catholic Sensation]

21. you're the one calling yourself the gynecologist

i'm just inquiring as to your area of focus.

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Maggie rocks? Yes she does.

:7

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

12. haha

Kate rocks!

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. woohoo we rock!

:7

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. don't be fooled by the rocks that i got

i'm still i'm still maggie from the block

[Catholic Sensation]

23. used to be a little, now you're really hot

;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. haha

;)

[JohnKleeb]

25. I thought she was a fan of Mr. O

[Catholic Sensation]

26. watchu talkin bout willis

[JohnKleeb]

27. Something the Chinese do

[name not needed]

28. that too

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30. that only happened once

bastards

[JohnKleeb]

31. well O-kay

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

34. Disclaimer

This is all fake, don't listen to anything in this thread.

[JohnKleeb]

37. Disclaimer: Despite my reputation as an alcoholic

Maggie is more bad than me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

50. More Bad???

Shouldn't that be worse!? And to think...You're a SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL...I hate to think what that school isn't teaching you.
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

54. We're both seniors in high school despite the fact

that ole Margaret loves to mention that shes a whole month older.

[Catholic Sensation]

38. Yeah she didn't say dachshunds to me,

it was an even cuter animal, but for the sake of her rep I picked dachshunds...

[JohnKleeb]

41. Isnt that what kinda dog you have?

[Catholic Sensation]

47. Yes

[JohnKleeb]

48. I thought as much

Its good to see y'all btw. I have to go in like 40 mins though.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

55. You kill dauschunds for a living

[Catholic Sensation]

56. IT'S NOT A LIVING...

it's just an enjoyable way to spend the weekend

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

58. On weekdays...

It's mini poodles.

[Catholic Sensation]

59. DON'T SLANDER ME MADAM

I injure those things on weekdays, get your facts straight about my animal mutilation practices.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

61. So what's next?

Farm animals?

[JohnKleeb]

62. Nah I hear hes been to the Baltimore Aqauirum to do some deeds

I was wondering why the Dolphin exhibit was closed, hes a monster.

[Catholic Sensation]

65. not enough dolphin in her tuna

apparently

[JohnKleeb]

66. apparently

I hear shes been in the Chespeake bay killing jelly fish just to see them die.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

67. WHAT

that is a lie!

KLEEB IS SUCH A LIAR

[JohnKleeb]

69. Werent you the one who swore an oath to kill all jelly fish?

Oh wait that was someone else.

[Catholic Sensation]

63. not cute enough

though i may eat some veal tonight if the mood suits me. but only the freshest baby cow I can find, nothing more than a few days old will suffice.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

64. So, SeaWorld it is then

nt

[Catholic Sensation]

68. after what i heard you did there i wouldn't have enough orcas

to satisfy the extent of my malevolent plans. For shame, we agreed to split the number of killer whales we were going to be destructive with evenly, and then I find out you already crucified most of the killer whale population!

[JohnKleeb]

70. Hey who got the sperm whale?

[Catholic Sensation]

72. neither of us, we only go after the smart/cute animals

hence Maggie's love of clubbing seals.

[JohnKleeb]

74. oh what about the walruses

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73. name not needed

[JohnKleeb]

75. Hedges is gonna be jealous

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76. They take turns.

[JohnKleeb]

77. Do they?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

71. I left Shamu for you

:shrug:

[Catholic Sensation]

78. and I'll admit it was fun to try to dye the white parts purple

with nothing but a diabetic's insulin syringe and purple paint from Home Depot, but the number of whales I could do this too wasn't large enough.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

80. Sorry

We'll have to take an ocean excursion to find more helpless orcas

[Catholic Sensation]

81. Okay, but remember, only the dullest harpoons will do.

And we have to make sure they are rusty.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

82. Good call

maybe we can boil them in water alive

[Catholic Sensation]

83. that would be a refreshing change of pace

more so than nailing them to crosses or tar and feathering them...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

85. I got the idea from KFC

nt

[Catholic Sensation]

87. excellent...

thinking outside the bun...

[JohnKleeb]

84. is Captain Ahab joining you two for the adventure?

[Catholic Sensation]

32. And in her defense, in her defense!

She had just finished off slaughtering seals as Canada has allowed her to do, and needed to take off some of the adrenaline edge she got from doing what she told me was "the most fun I've had since testing shampoo on dachshunds."

Oh shit I may have said too much.

[JohnKleeb]

33. those poor seals

Why, Margaret, Why.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

36. I didn't kill any baby seals!

JOHN ADMITS TO KILLING BABY SEALS ON A REGULAR BASIS.

[JohnKleeb]

40. You did it together

Murderers.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. How could I kill a baby seal?

I belong to the animal rights group! JOHN DOESN'T.

[JohnKleeb]

46. I heard the seal gave you a dirty look of contempt

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

49. GUESS WHAT I HEARD?

A little less talk and a little more shut the fuck up!

[JohnKleeb]

52. You stole that from a movie!

[Catholic Sensation]

51. I wouldn't call "Seal Clubbers of New York" an animal rights group...

[JohnKleeb]

53. I hear she's president of the Glen Falls Org

[Catholic Sensation]

45. I never said you kill baby seals

I said seals. You denied killing something I didn't say you killed, which is an affirmation of my charge. By the way, that fur coat you were wearing to the "Fuck PETA and Greenpeace" event was lovely...

[trof]

29. Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

[sasquatch]

35. I like Ike

That's the oldest capaign moto I can remember.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

39. Feel the Joementum

nt

[trof]

43. dumbest. slogan. ever. period.

[JohnKleeb]

44. No thank you

:puke:

[no name no slogan]

57. But what about Tyrone Biggums????

IIRC he ALSO smokes rocks

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

60. haha

that's one of my favourite chappelle characters

[no name no slogan]

86. one of mine too

"You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis."

-- T.B. on "Fear Factor"

:P

[JohnKleeb]

79. When are we gonna make fun of me?