Office Sex

[jiacinto]

Does it happen? Do people really hook up and make love on conference tables?

[JohnKleeb]

1. I am sure it happens

:D and look in the thread below ya lol to see something really funky :D. that is the one about the mixture of stuff.

[ronzo]

2. Bad idea...

'nuf said.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

3. Truth is stranger than fiction. nt

[leftist_rebel1569]

4. Oh yeah.

whenever I step foot in an office, there's some woman there that hits on me and we make love later...I mean, what's up with that? :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

5. is it your secretary

and she got dumped by her boyfriend so she comes to you the boss with needed help and you do the usual. btw a simple question for sex ed: Is Sex Fun?

[ronzo]

6. Don't be in a hurry, friend...

but, yeah...

[JohnKleeb]

7. lol

heh the day that kid gets a secretary is the day I crack up in to the abyss heh. It sounds like a porno tale lol.

[ronzo]

8. Dear Penthouse....

I never thought this would happen to me...

[JohnKleeb]

9. lol

it sounds like a porno fairy tale lol. This is chaos lol.

[Padraig18]

16. Yes, sex is fun!

:thumbsup:

[WoodrowFan]

14. you used to write Letters to Penthouse

didn't you......

[Booberdawg]

10. Not a good idea

to dip your wick in the company wax

[ronzo]

11. yea, dip your pen in the company ink...

seriously, bad idea....

[Sinistrous]

12. Or, as is often said:

Don't get your meat where you get your bread.

[youngred]

13. You;ve been watching too many pornos

but it has been known to happen

[WillParkinson]

15. A friend at work...

"services" one of the guys in a back room.

[HEyHEY]

45. You guys hiring?

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[bif]

17. I get more ass than a toilet seat here at work.

n/t

[BurtWorm]

40. You're a proctologist?

[eauclaireliberal]

42. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ZenLefty]

18. I boinked every woman in my office

According to my ex-wife, anyway. The way she went on about it, I think we had mass orgies in the conference room and had oral sex sessions in the file storage area, not to mention the women who were always under the desk.

Funny how I don't remember any of that sex. Do you think maybe she was making it up? :shrug:

[WillParkinson]

22. Nah...

It was all those drugs that you did BEFORE the orgy. It just made you forget about it.

[ZenLefty]

24. Remind me to never do those drugs again!

:o

[Beaker]

19. Yes.

I've had sex on the premises of just about every job I've had.
(if "self love" counted, it would be every job)

[Seneca]

20. lol!

Welcome to DU Beaker! Funny post too. :-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Only one person

and we only talked about it at work, did it the normal way...in a bed.

[liberalhistorian]

23. Well, my boss and I have gotten it on,

so I know that it does happen!

[Yavin4]

25. In Bush's America, You Don't HaveTo Worry About Office Sex

No one will have a job.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Yes! Like prevent forest fires by cutting down forests, stop office sex

by eliminating jobs!

[Jack The Tab]

26. Anyone ever worked in a theatre?

The stories I could tell you....whoooweeee

[GOPisEvil]

27. A friend of mine worked at a TV station.

On weekends, sometimes we'd watch football games in the station's conference room. They got the raw satellite feeds, etc. It was loads of fun, until... My friend told me that a woman at the office, who was temporarily broken up with her boyfriend got busy with another guy at the station on the conference room table. None of us were particularly excited about having our snacks anywhere near that table after that.

So, it does happen, but it's never happened to me. I would never jeopardize my job like that. Now, I *do* live a mile from the office, so...:evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

29. Geez, David, there goes that

dirty mind of yours again! We really need to get you hooked up before you explode, lol!

[GOPisEvil]

31. Ugh...none of the women in my office, though...

:scared:

The only attractive ones are married. LOL

[liberalhistorian]

32. That's the way it always seems to be,

the good ones are taken. I saw a bumper sticker recently that said it perfectly, it said "Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are usually taken"!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Oh! I remembered another story!

How did I forget this one?!

At my old office in San Antonio, we'd have high school kids volunteer over the summer to get some office experience/keep them off the streets. One year, we got a randy set of volunteers: one couple was caught in the storage room in flagrante delicto. We never had volunteers after that. :D

[salmonhorse]

28. Offices don't have sex...

People have sex.

[Bossy Monkey]

44. "When two offices love each other very much..." n/t

[supernova]

30. Yes, it happens

But NOT to me! :P

I've seen co-workers dating and all, but I've never caught anybody en flagranto.

It's not a good thing over all, b/c your behavior can negatively affect your co-workers. And no, you're not keeping it a secret.

[Ivory_Tower]

35. Well, I got screwed by one company I worked for

Does that count?

I've heard stories about some companies, and there have been office romances in some of workplaces, but not where I'm at now. About half the company is female, but all are married, and happily so. At my location only three of the 12 people here are women (happily married).

There was an interesting social phenomenon on the NASA projects I worked -- every satellite project I've been on resulted in one marriage between two of the team members. The latest one will probably be an exception since there's only one woman on it, and she's married. But there's still three years to go, so more people might join the project later...

[TrogL]

36. conference tables are rickety

desks work better, especially the boss's. You know the drill:

A messy desk is the sign of a messy mind.
An empty desk....

[eauclaireliberal]

37. Sure!

All the time.

Since were on the subject, I also know that-as portrayed by the many "Adult films"-nurses DO IN FACT fuck their patients, too.

And not just nurses: CNAs, Respiratory therapists, Nurse paractitioners, Physical therapists and the occasional young intern trying to pay his/her way through med-school.

I'm sure there is a connection between this neverending fuckfest in America's medical community and the fact that the BFEE is scaling back Medicare. Hmmm.

(/sarcasm}

[catzies]

38. How about sex in your office w/someone not a coworker or employee?

IOW, brought a date in after hours...

:evilgrin:

[GregW]

39. Ayup!

From my experience, my boss always had a bigger chair and better carpet than me so .... his admin and I decided to test both.

Ever spill something on the floor of your living room and if you don't get it out of the carpet the stain seems to grow day by day, gradually getting darker? Well I knew what the stain was on his floor, and the cleaners just never seemed to get it out :eyes:

[bleedingheart]

41. yes

[demgurl]

43. I am a stay at home mom.......

I have no choice but to have sex at the office!

Christina