The Happy Hookup of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I pledge my beatin' to the fag . . . .yeah, yeah, yeah. Geez, that gets old REAL fast. Now if we could have a catchy little tune that goes with it, or maybe some cool little cartoon characters sewn on the flag, or maybe like put candy in our drawers when we say it . . . hmmmmm."

[Drifter]

1. Damn ...

I just shit myself ... gain

boy: What the hell is that smell ?

Cheers
Drifter

[GOPisEvil]

2. W is CROSSING HIS FINGERS!!!! LOOK!!!!!

Well, it looks like he's about to anyway. See? He really DOES hate America! :P

[underpants]

6. Setting up the old "PSYCHE!" defense

That's funny.

[felonious thunk]

3. News Report

"Today in class, the President learned about nouns and verbs. Though the children were quick to pick up the differences between 'things' and 'actions', the President struggled with the concept and repeatedly laughed at the word 'noun'. A White House spokeperson said the entire Administration supports Mr. Bush in his attempt to pass the third grade, and added that to do otherwise would be traitorous. Mr. Bush commented that he " love(s) America."

[buckfush2]

4. shoot, where'd I leave my pen?

Gotta write all over this flag too. Karl says grafitti is bad but I like it- get to say whatever I want without some speechwriter fance lingo....

[pdx_prog]

5. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation

under oil, ooops...under jeb, ha, no...oh what's his name, God! that's it...FOR OIL!, All....he he

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Rove told me if I kept talking up at Cabinet meetings they were going to

send me back to elementary school, but I didn't believe him. Damn.

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Hope they made sure all the black kids are in back

and stay there. It's not like I'm prejudiced, or nothing, I mean I've even had black people over to eat, if they don't mind using the back door and the outside toilet. Different plates and silverware, of course, but heck . . . they're just like anybody else is what I say!"

[cosmicdot]

9. W: I pledge allegiance to the Skull and Bones of America ...

... mumble mumble mumble ... yada yada yada ... whatever ... and to the Geronimo skull which my relatives stole ... forever and ever heil Hitler ... amen ...


(that's why his fingers are crossed ... he can't take any allegiance or oath above S&B)

[regularguy]

10. W: "I dredge my penis...

to the fag....HEY whose f-ckin' with my cue cards"?!?!?!?

[skip fox]

11. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[myomy]

12. All my little buddies and me thank these colors are so purty.

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