The Man from the Mount of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and God gave me this tablet with his commandments which I carried down from the mountain and spake unto His people, saying 'Lo, the land is overcome in the disease of doubt for ye see and believe not, and ye . . .(bla, blah, blah).'"

[underpants]

1. Okay so you caught us in one lie that's just one....the one about the war

but aside from that.......

[ant]

2. So if I stick my thumb up his butt, like this,...

...I can make George do anything.

[WillParkinson]

3. I got my finger on the button, man...

Don't piss me off, man.

I can blow this world sky high, man.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Vise Emperor Gluteus Maximus Decrees That Rush Shall Live!

Lions 897678756743432
Rush 0

[maxanne]

5. "that's why you have

opposable thumbs - so you can put a flag pin on your lapel, like the rest of us patriots."

[skip fox]

6. very sweet

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

7. Sneer: Well, I have a better make-up artist than numbnuts, that's why ...

... and, I'm a natural liar and overall arse ... and, don't need all the medication we inject in numbnuts either ... have you seen his eyes?

Aside from that, you won't find any better integrity in US politics today ... we rate right up there, if not higher ...

[Braden]

8. Director: Tim his right thumb is up go to commercial

he's in cardiac Arrest.

[regularguy]

9. "I'll take lying and deception for $800, Alex".

.

[cosmicdot]

10. Sneer: I have not had relations with that Halliburton

[underpants]

11. IS THAT A FAUX PATRIOT PIN....ON YOUR UNIFORM!??!?!

Needermeir

[cosmicdot]

12. a nice caricature cartoon might involve BIG ol' flag lapel buttons

on a group of good ol'boys standing around being all patriotic and slapping backs and stuff



I'm more patriotic than you
no, I am
no, I AM

[Bossy Monkey]

13. THUMBS UP for still getting my Halliburton salary!

Ok, it's just one thumb, but still...

PS: Can somebody photoshop this to give him the "They Live" face and make the monitors say OBEY, CONSUME, etc instead of Meet the Press?

[skip fox]

14. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[myomy]

15. uh..uh...IÕm alright, you alright?....

.

[skip fox]

16. Another:

"Actually, Tim, he's pretty easy to control. You just gotta squeeze his balls until he's sweating and carrying on, then you just say 'Listen, Numbnuts,' then tell him what you want him to do. Works like a freakin' charm."