The Limping Lexicon of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. just got done sayng, "Wow! Thanks, man, that's really white of ya."

[Bossy Monkey]

1. "You washed this, right?"

"Y'all looking for a good cheerleader?"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Why am I the shortest man here? I am the President, dammit!

I demand to be taller than them.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Why does Kevin Willis NOT look thrilled to be there?

(He's in the dark, pin-striped suit in the back.)

Er, I am forced as a Spurs fan to say this: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!! :bounce: We won! We won! We won! :bounce: And to think, I was in a hotel room in Philly with Will Pitt when they clinched! :D

[frylock]

4. do y'all have blacks in the n.b.a.?

[XNASA]

5. w*: "Is ya'll from Brazil?"

[skypilot]

6. "I see black people."

*

[bushisanidiot]

7. "Last Time I Got This Close To A Black Guy He Hugged Me..... Security?!"

AWOL's probably wondering why this guy isn't in eye-rack serving our country. :P

[Fenris]

8. "I don't really watch a lot of basketball. But thanks a lot, Kobe."

[frylock]

9. lmfao!!

thanks a lot, Kobe!?!

[regularguy]

10. Not a caption but boy,that Tim Duncan really lights up a room!

Not.

[cosmicdot]

11. W: I saw ya'll when Meadowlark Lemon played ...

... I loved when he would play baseball on the court ... and, when Meadowlark would hide the ball under his jersey and fool the referee ... and, pretend to throw a bucket of water on the crowd and it turned out to be paper ... that was neat-o cool ... btw...gotta jersey with Washington Generals on it?

[skip fox]

12. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[myomy]

13. YaÕll donÕt have any knives or guns on ya, do ya?

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