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A man died and went to heaven. When St Peter opened the pearly gates for him he did his paperwork and then took him on a tour. At the end of the tour there was a large room with thousands of clocks.
The man asked, "What are these clocks for St. Peter"
St. Peter: There is a clock here for every person that ever lived. The clocks count the lies they tell. Let's take this clock over here. This clock belongs to Mother Theresa. Notice it is still at the exact time of her birth. The clock has never moved.
The man: Wow, so she never lied?
St. Peter: No she never lied. Over here we have the World Leaders Clocks. Here is President Lincoln's clock. His has moved but twice. Over though, we have President Clinton. His has moved quite a bit.
The Man: Where's George W. Bush's (Shrub's) Clock. I don't see it.
St. Peter: Oh his clock is in the office. Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan.
The Man: I figured. :toast:
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