All this talk about Rush reminds me of my favorite Ben Folds Song

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The Secret Life of Morgan Davis

http://benfolds.host.sk/display.php?songid=16

His wife is tired, she wants to sleep
But all that Morgan Davis wants is Cream of Wheat
He waits, and when she turns out the lights
He tiptoes through the darkness and steps into the night.

This boring life that he leads of buying
and selling stocks makes him feel
He's growing old and tired, there's no joy, no strife
Just the passing time of this boring life


He wants the lights, the jazz, a piece of ass
A toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack
He cooks his junk in some Gatorade
And scores a bag of chronic on the East MLK

The secret life that he leads of buying
And selling drugs keeps him up at night
He's selling hash, screwing trailer trash
Hey, he's making cash! It's a whoring life!


My friends are all salesmen, my wife is a slut!
There must be something bigger I can stick in my butt!
The IRS is auditing,
my life's in a rut!


And so he's fired his heat, he's blown his blow
Its coming up on sunrise and its time to go
He smell's like barf, his hair's a mess
He wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest

He stumbles home from a lezzie show
He will be at work in an hour or so
He crawls in bed with his sleeping wife
Just a night to break up this boring life.