New slogans to fit on paper currenly to replace "In God We Trust"

[Deja Q]

How about:

"In Almighty Dollar We Trust"

"In Corporate America We Trust"

"In China We Trust" (it's amazing, they're an "evil" commie nation and yet most of what we get and do comes from them... doesn't that make us evil too?)

"In Every Country but US We Trust" (that'd anger people whose jobs were lost though)

"In Republicans We Trust" (naturally, corporate america needs the pukes to keep their money pot bubbling...)

Others?

[kixot]

1. I always liked:

"THIS IS NOT GOD."

Some people get confused, you know.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Here's a serious one:

"In self-governance we trust"

or even

"In human spirit we trust"

The cynical part of me thinks:
"In families of Nazi supporters who are friends of the bin Ladens and own the defense industries that our budget supports and who care nothing for anyone who isn't them and illegally contract out government work to their friends and famly and who have so many skeletons in their closet they'll kill former nannies and others to continue to hide them so that America doesn't rise up and pull a Moussalini on them We Trust"

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Very accurate, but will it fit on the dollar bill?

Let alone on coins! :crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I say we make bigger coinage and bills!

In order to fit it all. :evilgrin:

[Meshuga]

3. "happyness is a warm gun"

NRA will love that. Hey, so would beatles fans! :-)

[Mikimouse]

4. Caveat Emptor

n/t

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. how about

just no slogan

[stopbush]

6. How about some history/trivia/insight about the person pictured?

Like: "George Washington - First President" or something along those lines. Why do we need *anything* about The Invisible Sky Guy on our currency?

[newyawker99]

25. Congrats 7th_Sephiroth!! 300 posts

:toast:

[trotsky]

7. E PLURIBUS UNUM

The original and best. Accept no substitutes.

[TlalocW]

8. How about...

Mind your business?

I think that was on some of the original currency.

If not, then

In TlalocW We Trust.

TlalocW

[Art_from_Ark]

17. "Mind your business" was on the "Continental Currency" of 1776

Also on the "Fugio" cent of 1787

[leftofthedial]

9. Murka ROOL$

nt

[Stupdworld]

10. Try and Stop Us

should be the new back of our dollar

[TXlib]

20. That Uncle Sam cartoon looks like it was drawn by Matt Groening

Was it?

[moof]

12. you are all so far off.

The space should be sold to the highest bidder for advertising,

That's the amerikan way.

Then we could have the McDonalds Dollar

The TRW Two dollar bill

The Fox Fiver

The IBM Ten spot

The AT&T Twenty

The Fox Fifty

The CityCorp C-note

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. In the Bene Gesserit we trust

Or maybe "In the Spacing Guild" or "In the Tleilaxu"?

Heh heh.

Or one for Khephra - "In Cthulhu we don't trust, but are forced to submit under anyway, nether beings being disgorged from our batrachian nemesis in a fit of ichorous emotional devestation."

[pasadenaboy]

15. Liberty, Fraternity, Equality

How psycho would that make the wingnuts?

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. "In the Pursuit of Happiness"

eom

[Skip Intro]

18. "This is your God"

You know the movie, right?

[Blue_Chill]

19. "SPEND ME NOW!"

...

[leftist_rebel1569]

21. "In Rod We Trust"

Dunno why, but I like that....:)

[HEyHEY]

22. "Eh Mr. C!"

[JVS]

23. Put fortunes on the money, like they do with the cookies

[NoPasaran]

24. Onward Through The Fog

NP

[newyawker99]

26. Hi NoPasaran!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Nailzberg]

27. EAMUS CATULI