if your candidate were a cookie, what type of cookie would he/she be?

[pruner]

I support Dean, and I think he'd be an oatmeal cookie.

unfortunately, I don't like oatmeal cookies.

:P

[WillyBrandt]

1. Clark Bar

But unfortunately, the Clark Bar isn't a cookie.

Clark would be Milk Chocolate Chip with Walnuts. You're astounded when you see a cookie that has more than you could even think up; likewise the candidate. Compare:

The Cookie:



The Clark:

[Hippo_Tron]

2. Ditto and Bush would be a...

Dog biscuit.

[pruner]

3. that cookie would send a lot of people into anaphylactic shock

gotta be careful with nuts.

[WillyBrandt]

4. which do you mean

"that cookie would send a lot of people into anaphylactic shock"

the general or the snack? :)

[pruner]

6. I mean that a lot of people are severly allergic to nuts

one of my sister's college roommates died after going into anaphylactic shock because another roommate had not sufficiently cleaned a kitchen counter after making a PB & J sandwich.

[JVS]

5. Kucinich would be a fudge-stripe-cookie because he's the best.

And just like fudge-stripe-cookies everybody likes him, even if there are other cookies/ candidates that they like more.

[JohnKleeb]

7. yep

[JI7]

8. john kerry-chocolate chip

he says chocolate chip cookies are his favorite food and he use to own a cookie shop.

[DuctapeFatwa]

9. I don't have a candidate, so I am qualified to cookify them all

Dean - stale teacake, no brown edge

Clark - Jacob's water cracker

Mosely-Braun - pirouette

Kucinich - gingerbread boy

Lieberman - sugar-free sugar cookie

Kerry - vanilla wafer

Edwards - store brand vienna finger

Gebhardt - Saltine

Sharpton - blueberry newton

[JVS]

10. Not all of those are cookies

[DuctapeFatwa]

11. I bet you alphabetize your socks

They are all in close enough communication with the cookie community to be valid.

[JVS]

13. Give a 2 year old a saltine and prepare for chaos

because it just isn't a cookie. You know it, I know it and the American people know it!

[DuctapeFatwa]

14. If bush gets to be a dog biscuit Gebhardt should get to be a Saltine

And it is also a law of mathematics

[JVS]

15. Don't you blaspheme the sacred laws of mathematics here!!!!

[DuctapeFatwa]

16. You are just in denial about Gebhardt's Saltinehood

and unfamiliar with elementary calculus

[JVS]

17. Eat dogshit! You are in denial about how to spell Gephardt. And I'll math

you to death any day of the week byotch!

[DuctapeFatwa]

18. Aha! So your agenda is to drive a wedge between P and B

so obvious. Just another lame attempt to disrupt letter unity and cover up whatsisname's utility as the kind of soup accompaniment that the nation needs.

[JVS]

19. I'll drive a wedge through your face!

[DuctapeFatwa]

20. Sir, I have a cream pie in my hand. Do not think I am afraid to throw it

And I can assure you it is much gooeyer than any cookie.

[jobycom]

12. Gore would be a white frosted Oreo

Because, well, he's white, but he has some soul beneath the skin, and also because Oreo only releases that cookie seasonally, so, like Gore, you can't find them when you want them most!

[Cheswick2.0]

21. Good one Jobycom

I agree

[arwalden]

22. Ooey Gooey Rich N Chewy Inside

Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?
Doing the big fig newton!
Here's the tricky part... the big fig newton!

[OldSoldier]

23. A smart cookie!

Are you sure you're not Tweety?