Tonight I'm a WMD

[Archae]

I had egg salad for lunch, and now I am blasting some that are worse than CS gas. :-)

[Dookus]

1. Thanks for sharing...

please stand downwind and open a window.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Bah... I had Heinz Baked Beans (in tomato sauce) Saturday

The EPA declared me a mobile Superfund site.

[proud patriot]

3. Hit the deck

grab the gas mask

[Dookus]

4. ok...

what does it say about us that three mods are the first to respond to a fart thread?

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. it says we're dedicated...

and apparently, flattulent

[Archae]

8. Because it's funny.

Face it, Farts are funny. :D

[proud patriot]

9. They are truly Funny

B-)

[silverchair]

LMAO

thanks for sharing

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[Archae]

6. You know the ones you are blasting stink...

Earlier this evening I blew one and my cat Lucky threw up. :-)

Seriously! Maybe it was a coincidence, but maybe not.

[LearnedHand]

11. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

My cat threw up, too. Must not be a coincidence.

[Rocinante]

12. Sounds like Lucky

is anything but lucky tonight!

[VOX]

16. Now you're talking weapons-grade flatulence.

Time to bring on the Mylanta!

[radwriter0555]

19. YES! When the dog gets up, looks at YOU in disgust and walks

to the other side of the rug/room and flops down.

She just LOOKS at you... It's bad.

[LearnedHand]

10. *gross* Someone call Rumsferatu!

Tell 'em we got a live one, here.

[woofless]

13. My little dog Sammy likes to sleep

in the cavity behind my knees as I lay on my side. Pretty warm there. My FAVORITE thing is to rip one in the night and make him JUMP, startled out of a sound sleep. I have laughed out loud to the chagrin of Mama.

[blackcat77]

14. In our case, it's the dog who farts...

And since dogs don't have buttcheeks, there's no warning until the Eau d'Iams reaches your nostrils.

Who would think that such a cute little doggie could cause the destruction of the entire ozone layer...

[proud patriot]

15. Dogs are the worst

x(

[Archae]

17. Obviously...

You've never been in a barn when a horse or cow lets it go. :wow:

[radwriter0555]

18. CABBAGE is classified as a WMD....

nothing worse.

[LynneSin]

20. Atkins diet - no gas

:shrug:

Go figure

WMD's been cleaned out of my colon!!!

[Township75]

21. Well it is nice to know there is a crew at DU that appreciates this stuff

as much as my mtn biking crew does. We always joke that no matter what we start talking about, the conversation ends up on farts or crapping.

When we ride or trail run we always leave bombs for the others to enjoy.

I sometimes wonder if farts will ever become "unfunny" to us.

[Archae]

22. I hope not!

We need more cultured humor nowadays! :-)