An orgasm brings you closer to God...

[MrScorpio]

as it brings the little cutting death.

[Maple]

1. Oh

pul-eeze.

[mykpart]

2. That must be why

I call out His name!

[MrScorpio]

3. God lives behind my eyelids...

and an orgasm helps me gaze upon his face.

[Maple]

4. BC bud eh?

Strong stuff.

[MrScorpio]

5. The Cuervo Gold... The fine Columbian...

Makes tonight a wonderful thing.

[HEyHEY]

6. That cutting death remark is over my head.

On edit: wait up are you refering to when the spouse comes home?

[Kenneth ken]

7. for Maple

the teacher was asking the children which part of the body goes to Heaven first when you die.

Timmy said, "your head, because that's the highest part when you stand."

Buffy said, "the heart. Because that's where God measures whether you're good or not."

Johnny said, "your feet."

The teacher said, "Why do you think that Johnny?"

Johnny said, "Well, last night I walked by my parents room, and my mom was lying in bed with her legs straight up in the air, bucking up and down screaming, 'My God!, My God! I'm coming!' And if my Dad hadn't been lying on top of her, she would have gone!"

[binaryline]

8. Is that an Anais Nin quote?

sound familiar...

[caledesi]

9. Now I know why the French call it "Le Petit Mort" <little death> nt

[moof]

10. Who let Anita Bryant in here.

n/t

[VOX]

11. Indeed. This is why organized religion is a sexual regulation society...

It wants to tell you with whom and under what circumstances you can have a sexual relationship. It wants to maintain control of such a powerful, liberating force.

Of course, the high poobahs within organized religion often do whatever they feel like! :evilgrin:

[soleft]

12. If you never live you can never die

Having orgasms, reaching dreams and finding love. Why else people avoid them.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Maybe that's why I keep hearing the gal next door screaming.......

"Oh Gawd I'm Coming, I'm Coming", every night!

[Fight_n_back]

14. According to

Trent Rezner