Learn How to Give Perfect Oral Sex - Democratic Underground

Booberdawg

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Wed Oct-15-03 12:58 AM
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Learn How to Give Perfect Oral Sex

Edited on Wed Oct-15-03 01:01 AM by Booberdawg

I usually just delete this shit without reading it. Usually this spam mail is about Viagra, offers to increase the size or girth of penis, or a rare bust builder. Usually it's something for a penis though, which I have no use for.

This is a new one I have not seen. The title was Learn How to Give and it was from Simon. I don't know anyone named Simon so I knew it was sex spam before I opened it. I'm not including the order info or website in this post. There is a loooong disclaimer included at the end of the email, I provided an interesting portion of it at the end.

*** PERFECT Oral Sex Techniques REVEALED!! ***

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STEP-BY-STEP Instructions for Giving PERFECT Oral Sex to Women

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STEP-BY-STEP Instructions for Giving PERFECT Oral Sex to Men

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THAT'S RIGHT!! ITS FINALLY HERE.... ALL THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW FOR ONLY $9.99!!

Why settle for "Gee that was nice. Thanks." when you could hear, "UNBELIEVABLE!!! That was the BEST thing I have EVER felt in my WHOLE LIFE!!!! How did you DO that???!!!!"

You might think you know what you're doing down there, but how would you like to know EXACTLY what to do to give your lover the BEST oral sex of his or her life???

We realize this is a sensitive topic and we have taken expert techniques and explained them in a very straight-forward and easy-to-understand way. The text is not vulgar nor is it pornographic - and NO, there are no dirty pictures.

This is high-quality - truly educational - material spelling out "Step-By-Step" the processes to SUBSTANTIALLY enhance the experience of Giving and Receiving oral sex.

There are 7 Pages of detailed Techniques, Tips and Great Moves for Giving Oral Sex to Men and there are 10 pages of Fabulous Techniques, Tricks, Tips and REALLY important Rules for Giving Oral Sex to Women!

Your partner is going to go ABSOLUTELY WILD !!!

We know it's a sensitive thing to talk about and order. Discrete delivery is guaranteed. You can download both Guides to Oral Sex (men and women) in one single file with the discrete file name "Instructions".

Usually we offer EACH guide to Perfect Oral Sex for $14.99, BUT for the next 48 hours we are offering:

**** BOTH for ONLY $ 9.99 ****

If you order within the next 48 hours YOU SAVE almost $20.00 !!!!

But you have to hurry.

Because of the subject matter, you must be over the age of 18 to order.

HOW DO I ORDER??

<snip out ordering info and website>

<snip of last portion of disclaimer>

THIS MATERIAL DOES NOT ENCOURAGE NOR CONDONE THE PRACTICE OF SODOMY IN ANY COUNTRY STATE OR TERRITORY IN WHICH SUCH PRACTICE IS PROHIBITED BY LAW. ACCORDINGLY THIS MESSAGE IS NOT INTENDED FOR THE INHABITANTS OF ANY REGION WHERE SODOMY IS PROHIBITED BY LAW, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: AFGHANISTAN, ALGERIA, ANGOLA, BAHRAIN, BANGLADESH, BARBADOS, BENIN, BHUTAN, BRUNEI, BURMA/MYANMAR, CAMERON, CAPE VERDE, DJIBOUTI, ETHIOPIA, GUINEA, INDIA, IRAN, KUWAIT, LEBANON, LIBERIA, LIBYA, MALAWI, MALAYSIA, MAURITANIA, MAURITIUS, MOROCCO, NEPAL, NICARAGUA, OMAN, PAKISTAN, PUERTO RICO (USA), QATAR, SAINT LUCIA, SAUDI ARABIA, SENEGAL, SINGAPORE, SOMALIA, SUDAN, SWAZILAND, SYRIA, TOGO, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO, TUNISIA, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, WESTERN SAMOA, YEMEN, AND US STATES INCLUDING ALABAMA, FLORIDA, IDAHO, KANSAS, LOUISIANA, MICHIGAN, MISSISSIPPI, , MISSOURI, NORTH CAROLINA, OKLAHOMA, PUERTO RICO, SOUTH CAROLINA, TEXAS, UTAH, AND VIRGINIA. SCREENING OF ADDRESSES TO AVOID SENDING THIS E-M.