FREEP THIS POLL!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Poll question: FREEP THIS POLL!

Is President Bush a...

[mrsadm]

1. Where is "All of the Above"?

:kick:

[Friar]

2. He'll be right back

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. There ought to be!

[Muesli]

3. Nero?

Nero was quite intelligent en extremely cultured. In addition he supported the people instead of the upper classes.

Although probably corrupted by his power, he was in no way the monster the ancient historians proclaimed him to be. Ancient history is often propaganda and ancient historians were often aristocrats. That's why they depicted Nero, a peoples person, as a mad emperor.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. Welcome to DU! There is a faction that believes that Nero

may have had something to do with the fire that he did nit fiddle to, but sang (according to Tacitus) The Capture of Troy. And, due to the new land available, he was able to build his 'Domus Aurea (Golden Palace).

9-11? He also placeated his people by sending minority religions (Xtians) into the games.

Here's a good t5 minute history of Nero: http://www.roman-empire.net/emperors/nero-index.html

[Muesli]

6. Hi,

That faction is obviously wrong (Caraldini I believe). There's another that believes the Xtians actually did it, that would be nice for the comparison of Nero and Bush.

But it doesn't matter.

I think Bush would compare himself with Vespasian (if he knew who it was)

[Rowdyboy]

4. Reincarnation of Caligula

which means "Little Boots", the name his fathers soldiers gave him as a child, when he was paraded around military camps as a pretend soldier.

[Nailzberg]

7. Gonna have to go with Satan

Just see the sig line, even though Hicks was referring to Bush 41, I think it holds true with 43 as well.

[VOX]

9. Born with a silver spoon in every orifice of his body...

He removed them all except the two up his nostrils.

:kick:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. I think he switched to a straw...

[commander bunnypants]

12. Thanks for the pic

another for the fridge


DDQM

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. For a diet aid? Sort of thing to make you loose your appetite?

[ozymandius]

11. I vehemently disagree with every element of your poll!

You erroneously figure that Bush* is, in some way, human.

[ZenLefty]

14. Option #3

bush is an alien. :)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

15. I do have the Alien selection there! For those who doubt the boy king's

Humanity.

[rbnyc]

16. The poll also states that * is the president. (nt)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

17. To quote Fox Mulder.... This is America. Just because you get the most

votes, doesn't mean you win.