Jessica Simpson Is Soooooo Dumb

[Yavin4]

How dumb is she?

She's so dumb. She could get the Republican nomination for president in 2016.

[liberalhistorian]

1. AAAACCCKKKKK!

Don't even THINK of such a thing, god knows anything can happen in politics so let's not give anyone any ideas! GOD, what a horrible thought!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. She's also a Southern Baptist who supported Bush in 2000!!!!!

....also from Texas!

[Blue_Roses]

3. I saw her and her husband

on Larry King last night. Then I switched it over to watch their show--for the first and last time...

They are living in a fantasy world. No one lives like that in the "real world" especially these days. Her husband looks like an angry putz. What a young naive pair.

[RedSox02]

4. Heh Heh Good one

As my sig suggests, Republicans don't think you really have to be all that smart to be President. As long as Jessica is "hot" that would probably be enough to get the endorsement of Pat Robertson, who somehow thought the Terminator was a great candidate because he carried an R next to his name.

Now as far as Jessica is concerned. First she was confused as to whether Tuna was really chicken, then she though Buffalo Wings were made of Buffalo meat. Is she trying to be that stupid?

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. yeah...look how dumb she looks

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000068TMZ.01.MZZZZZZZ

See, you can see two big bulges of stupidity pointing out from her shirt there...

:)

[Pale Blue Dot]

19. Hmmm... I think this stupidity warrents furthur study!

nt

[Wetzelbill]

33. Personally, I study women that dumb all the time

Without getting slapped even.

[joeybee12]

6. How dumb is someone who gets to have sex with Nick Lachey????

It must be all a show on her part.

[piece sine]

7. you got that right!

he is one fine piece of ass.

[La_Serpiente]

10. She is SUCH A DITZ

OH MY GAWWDDD...She is such a ditz and she is sooo lazy. What she needs is an education so she can be independent.

She is a terrible role model to many other young women out there.

She likes to:

1) Hire a workperson, maid, repairman, WHATEVER to do small, tiny things.

Another thing is:
1) HER HUSBAND DECORATED THE HOUSE!!! HER HUSBAND MOVED ALL THE FURNITURE...HER HUSBAND WASHED PRACTICALLY ALL THE DIRTY LAUNDRY SHE HAD...HE EVEN MAKES THE BED!!! Her mother spoils her and her husband even makes the bed. When something spills on the floor, her husband cleans it up.

She complains and bitches ALL THE TIME. Why is she a bad role model? She's not indpendent and she practically depends on her husband for everything.

She feels guilty because she doesn't do anything so she tells him not do any work. But Nick LaChey, gotta love him, is a studious, responsible young man who is obviously committed to his relationship.

[catzies]

26. I agree. Her, I have no use for, but him...

He strikes me as being stable, well-grounded, and competent. Wish he was my son-in-law.
I watch their show and he comes across well every time. IMHO of course.

[Wetzelbill]

34. any clip I have ever watched he looks like he can't believe how

stupid she is. He just always this look on his face that says:" Damn, you're hot but what a friggin' idiot. "

[Yavin4]

8. She Thought That Buffalo Wings Was Buffalo Meat

Perfect Republican material for the presidency.

[dbt]

9. Somebody send her a plate of Chicken Fingers!

oughta keep her busy for a while.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[Bunny]

18. ha ha!

good one! chicken fingers! :)

[ronnykmarshall]

25. She though "Chicken of The Sea" tuna

WAS CHICKEN!!!

She's dumb as a sack of dirt!

[Creamed Corn]

11. How dumb?

Dumb enough to spend her time here criticizing someone on television who she's never met?

Dumb enough to care about what some bored, angry, anonymous losers on the Internet think about her?

Not that dumb.

[WillParkinson]

12. Losers?

Hm...I wonder who THAT reference is for...?

[Teaser]

13. Dude, your post is self referential.

Think about what you wrote. Just for a second.

[Yavin4]

14. Hey, She Signed A Deal To Permit MTV Film Her Life

She put herself up for criticism. Before her show, I had no idea of what she was like. When anyone goes before the camera or puts themselves on a stage, they're asking for criticism.

If you don't want criticism, stay off the stage.

[Skittles]

15. dumb as a box of hair

she and her husband deserve each other

[Yavin4]

16. My Personal Favorite

She spent $750 on bra and panties, and she didn't realize it until she left the store.

[CO Liberal]

17. But Boy, Can She BELCH!!!!

It's amazing the sounds she can get out of that little body......

[NicoleM]

20. Be careful.

I got really, really flamed for saying Jessica Simpson is dumb.

She seems like a nice enough person. But dang, is she spoiled. She's lucky she married a tightwad. She'd be out of money already if she were on her own.

[Loyal]

29. yeah i did it

and you deserved it, too, lol.

[Kat45]

21. This might be a dumb question, but who is Jessica Simpson?

[NicoleM]

22. she's the anti-Britney.

She can actually sing. She's a pop singer. I'm not a fan of her genre of music, but she's not bad.

Her father is a Baptist minister. She was very open about the fact that she was committed to staying a virgin until marriage. Unlike Britney, it looks like she actually did it.

However, I don't think her parents put a high priority on her education. She's very clueless.

edited to add-She and her husband currently have an "Osbournes" type of show on MTV. That's how we all know that she thinks buffalo wings come from buffaloes.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. I didn't want to say this but

Have you ever heard her sing live? She isn't the anti-britney. she's not britney exactly, but she really can't sing that well, and most of the time i have seen her on TV she's been lip syncing.

[leanings]

23. I'd love to see a reality show

where they take five or six really prissy little models or entertainers and make them do shit jobs for six weeks or so. They could work a pig farm, work on the production line at a chicken processing plant...not just ladies either. I'd like to see the blond dude from Queer Eye muck a stall.

Hmm...as an aside, "muck his stall" isn't gay slang, is it? If not, it should be. :)

[The_Gopher]

27. they were actually considering that with one of the Hilton sisters

i think someone shut down the idea somewhere along the way. i hope, at least.

[MUAD_DIB]

28. This country is so doomed.

[Boudicea]

30. I'm soooo thrilled I don't know who this is

[Yavin4]

31. When She Gets The Republican Nomination for Gov. of TX

you will know her then. Trust me, she's prime Republican material.

[Wetzelbill]

35. I was the last person on Earth to know who Jack and Kelly Osbourne were

[scarlet_owl]

32. Wow! I had never heard of this person before, but she

seems awfully stupid! Just what we need, more role models for young women glamorizing stupidity. The "if I'm dumb, boys will like me" mentality.