The Catwhapping Choirboy of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and I'm damn sick and tired of having everybody giggling and slapping each other on the back when they say 'Mr. President,' and I hate it when you guys make me leave the Oval Office cause you 'can't be distracted' and you got something important to discuss, and having to raise my hand to go to the bathroom or say anything in MY OWN cabinet meeting is humiliating, and now even my girls laugh at me and Laura couldn't care less. . . . Damn. . . . That's what I'm gonna say FOR SURE this time. . . . That is, the next time Karl's in the room. I'll really tell him! . . . (sigh)."

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Ya know, we all turn into our fathers sooner or later

but few get the opportunity to be an even shittier president than dad was when it happens.

[VOX]

2. "Ah have a great white-light yarmulke."

:kick:

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking" out loud: "Wow. That buttplug sure gets me aringing!

Got it set on Puree Mucho and it's sending sweet vibrations throughout my torso! Whole skeleton is throbbing to its wicked tune! Even my sinus cavity is all abuzz. . . . (opens mouth) . . . Boy, a B-flat! Wow."

[cosmicdot]

4. W: I think we all agree, the past is over ...

This is still a dangerous world ... It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.


* thanks to the Bush*Poetry thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=289032

[cosmicdot]

5. W: I'm the godfather of politics and I'm going to California with my ring

... and a satchel of cash ... I think I'll hook up with that Suwartzeenig-whatever ... who I wasn't paying any attention to and didn't even know what was going on and had nothing to do with ... wow ... cool ... it's just neighborly-like for me to drop by and tell him we're on the right track ... maybe we can scratch one another's back ... you never know ... I'm the godfather of politics ... the trifecta just keeps on giving ...