Bush* Poetry

[Wickerman]

The following poem is composed of actual quotations of George W. Bush:

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[skip fox]

1. For Laura

YOU were that lumb in the bed.
Yes you were my beafy desire.
You put the song in my head
That went something about flowers.

Yes, you dear and who the heck else,
Would I write this to I'd like to know,
You who likes to wiggle to Elvis
In bed and suck on my big toe.

But seriously, you are the lump
In my heart and my head,
It's like you took a greasy love dump
on all of my life and left me for dead.

So bring the milk and cookies
I'm nobody's fool,
And don't forget the nookie
I'll try not to drool.

The end.
Signed George W. Bush
President of the United States
amen

[soupkitchen]

2. Brilliant Job from our Poet Lauragate.

And kudos to you

[Wickerman]

3. not mine

our fear-inspiring leader did this all hisself, though who slipped it all together from the fragments of his speech(es) is a mystery.