what's your pokéname?

[LynneSin]

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

I know, I know - we've all wanted to be a Pokeman so now you can get your pokeman name and history

Mewrina
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, bats and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You have cool shades. You can breathe iron filings. You can breathe lava. You can spit rocks. You can spit broken glass. You can drink poison. You can throw slime. You can spit evil glances. You can resist sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vapormon.

[It was not a pretzel]

1. w00t

Mewrider

Profile
You live in the valleys of Japan, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, cows and green tea.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have bionic implants. You can breathe bricks. You can resist broken glass. You can throw acid. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You have a fear of salt spikes. You can puke rocks.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporzard.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Drowser

I bet I am probably like Wabafett, i.e. can't do anything and have to hang out with those idiots in Team Rocket.

[soothsayer]

24. Yeah, but Jessie is HOT, isn't she?

Yowza, what a cutie

[7th_Sephiroth]

27. i heard she

stuffs her bra with pokeballs

[Khephra]

3. I am

Vulyu

Profile

You live in the humid rainforests of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of berries, grass and ambrosia.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can throw wind. You can eat jet fuel. You can throw maple syrup. You can resist broken glass. You can breathe iron filings. You can throw slime.

---

I can throw wind? Can't everyone do that?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

5. It's probably from all that jet fuel you're eating

How many times have we told you to cut down to something a little lighter like diesel

:eyes:

[Khephra]

11. I'll just cut back to the grass and ambrosia

They're more fun anyway.

:evilgrin:

[ACK]

4. Here is mine Voltorb

Your Pokéname is:
Voltorb
Profile
You live in the oceans of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of berries, meatballs and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe hot death. You can breathe fire. You have a force field. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chutle.

Go back!

[Richardo]

6. Your Pokemon name is "Humvee"

Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of garbage*, small rodents and ambrosia.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have shiny red platform shoes. You can throw slime. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You have a fear of evil glances. You can spit lava. You can throw nunchucks. You can puke Dr. Pepper**. You can resist sand.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirrino.


* This is true.
** Don't I know it.

[On the Road]

7. This is Fun!

Your Pokéname is:
Bertvee

Profile
You live in the veldts of France, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, grapes and blood.

Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe rocks. You have goassamer wings. You have propellors. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You have a winning smile. You can swim in lava.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Korino.

I'm very pleased to have a winning smile. But why do I need both wings and propellors?

[fob]

8. I put in rush limbaugh and his pokemon name is..

Your Pokéname is: Shatbar
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, macaroni and cheese and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in maple syrup. You can throw nunchucks. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe fire. You have a fear of 8-track tapes. You can shoot rocks. You can breathe jet fuel. You can breathe acid. You can spit lightning bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Charfu

I say they were close, it should be SHITBAR!

[TacticalPeek]

15. Technically its correct, since he's past tense now.

:)

[fob]

9. and shrubs is...

Your Pokéname is: Mewpuff
Profile
You live in the valleys of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of berries, meatballs and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on maple syrup. You have scaly skin. You can shoot lava. You can shoot salt spikes. You can resist hot death. You can shoot ice bolts. You can shoot poison. You can throw rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporpit

Now if we can find out who of the Dem Candidates is Vaporpit, we're set!

On Edit: I put in all ten candidates and Al Gore, no Vaporpit, but Bob Graham came up as Vaporrider! Sounds like VP material.

BTW, I used green as his favorite color(color of money)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. I am Hypnochu

Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertwhirl.

(who is:)

Bertwhirl
Profile
You live in the meadows of China, and your diet consists mostly of bats, garbage and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot 8-track tapes. You have a fear of broken glass. You can throw hot death. You can throw lightning bolts. You can shoot Mr. PiBB. You can breathe rocks. You can swim in lava. You can eat poison. You have uncanny instinct. You have a fear of granola.

[LynneSin]

12. So basically you and Bertwhirl will have a battle of the 8-tracks

You'll be throwing them and Bertwhirl will be shooting them. Do you think your mafia connections can overcome Bertwhirls uncanny instinct. And obviously Bertwhirl is a repuke - he has a fear of granola.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

19. But I won't throw my Judy Collins or Minnie Ripperton 8-tracks!

I actually ran into those in my parent's garage a while back. I didn't have the heart to throw them out.

[DrWeird]

13. I can shoot hot death.

Hummon

Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, grapes and tea.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)
You can float in maple syrup. You have a cell phone. You can breathe acid. You can spit 8-track tapes. You have a fear of salt spikes. You have a fear of jet fuel. You can shoot hot death.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Siberia eh

Your Pokéname is:
Pikawad
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of berries, daisies and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit nunchucks. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw slime. You can eat fire. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can shoot salt spikes. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can throw sledgehammers. You have a fear of Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vulbra.

[youngred]

16. Eebra

Eebra
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, insects and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist slime. You can puke rocks. You can puke hot death. You can drink water. You can puke electricity. You can shoot force bolts. You can throw fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidowad

[TriadLeftist]

17. I am Humzard

Humzard
Profile
You live in the savannahs of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can shoot jet fuel. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can shoot nunchucks. You have a fear of acid. You can breathe bricks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirrider.

[blondeatlast]

30. You have a fear of your own diet!

I love it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Moomander...

I sound pretty cool ecxept for the puking part.

Your Pokéname is:
Moomander
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of insects, cows and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke hot death. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can resist nunchucks. You can drink jet fuel. You can spit force bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Politung.

[Interrobang]

20. I...AM...FOOORB!

With threee ooos!

Fooorb

Profile
You live in the grasslands of New York*, and your diet consists mostly of grass, grapes and Dr. Pepper.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)

You can shoot kippers. You can swim in maple syrup. You can puke lava. You can eat acid. You can throw 8-track tapes.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Flartle.


*New York has grasslands?!

[Kamika]

21. SQUIRLOCK *^.^* piiiiiikaaaa

Squirlock
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, small rodents and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have propellors. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can spit tahini. You have a winning smile. You can puke hot death. You can throw salt spikes. You can spit sand. You can eat acid. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can breathe iron filings. You can throw rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humyu.

[7th_Sephiroth]

25. yaaaay Kamika, i got

Your Pokéname is:
Pikapit
Profile
You live in the veldts of Madagascar, and your diet consists mostly of cows, grass and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot salt spikes. You have a fear of evil glances. You have a fear of broken glass. You have ten-inch claws. You can shoot hot death. You have goassamer wings. You can spit cosmic energy bolts. You can resist Mr. PiBB. You can resist fire. You can float in Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vulpuff.

[SPICYHOT]

22. Bertrina

and the guy who wants to mess it up with me is komon, so wherever you are be carefull !!!!:hi:

[soothsayer]

23. Excellent! I'm a vaporrino

Vaporean is a cool pokemon, so I'm guessing I'm a relative. Plus the diet part seems oddly accurate (except for the bugs).

Vaporrino
Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of insects, macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have interchangeable body parts. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can eat bricks. You can spit force bolts. You can resist maple syrup. You have a cell phone. You have a fear of rocks. You can shoot sand.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewvee.
Go back!

[Dookus]

26. cool... I'm HypnoTwo and I puke acid!

Hypnotwo
Profile
You live in the rivers of South America, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, donuts and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke acid. You can breathe fire. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have propellors. You can breathe poison. You can resist Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertcow.

[blondeatlast]

28. Vaporser

Profile
You live in the rivers of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, garbage and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot force bolts. You can shoot wind. You can puke bricks. You can spit Dr. Pepper. You can breathe acid. You can breathe lava. You can puke jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB.

*You have big hair. You have bionic implants. !!!

You have a fear of evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewwad.

[susanna]

29. I AM Nidotle!

Whatever that means.

Profile: You live in the arctic wastes of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of insects, grapes and wine.

Characteristics: (Combat and Non-combat) You have uncanny instinct. You can puke fire. You can shoot wind. You have mafia connections. You can throw force bolts. You can shoot lightning bolts. You have nightvision. You can throw evil glances.

Natural Enemies: Your natural enemy is Eeorb.

Eeyore? How did Pooh's pal get into this? ;-)

[RetroLounge]

31. I hate Pokeman, but couldn't resist.

Moorina
Profile
You live in the rivers of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You can eat maple syrup. You can throw fire. You have a magic chest of hats. You can resist broken glass. You have cool shades. You can shoot rocks. You can breathe acid. You have a fear of jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Polimon.