WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST EAT?

[underpants]

The ingredients game. Now Demman knows the answer so he can't post on this. The answer will be posted at 4:30 Eastern so keep your entry ticket there will be a drawing if there is no winner.

Ingredients:BEEF, MECHANICALLY SEPERATED CHICKEN , WATER, SALT, CORN SYRUP, DEXTROSE, "FLAVORINGS" :shrug:, "SPICE" (again :shrug: ), PAPRIKA, HYDROLYZED CORN GLUTEN, SOY AND WHEAT GLUTEN PROTEINS, SODIUM NITRATE, LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE.

So What was it?

MECHANICALLY SEPERATED when the human touch cuts too far into your profit margin.

[trof]

1. Slim Jim

and a beer?

[Richardo]

6. ooooooo good answer, trof.

[underpants]

15. OKAY GAME OVER trof SPOILED THE FUN FOR EVERYONE

With he first freakin'POST?!?!?!?

Yes I just bit into a Slim Jim and some Mechanically seperated chicken apparently.

[trof]

24. wow

Just kind of a wild assed guesstimate based on the soy & spices & stuff.
Yea me!
Sorry to be the spoiler.
;-)

[Hawkeye-X]

19. Snap to it!

Slim jim!

[Richardo]

2. I'm thinking "low" fat hot dogs

??

[pnb]

7. I was thinking the same thing...

Chicken hot dog.

[BurtWorm]

3. LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE

Yummy.

Slim Jim?

[underpants]

18. Yep

:grr:

[BurtWorm]

30. It's actually more wholesome than I would have thought.

[trof]

4. and a question

or desire
I'd sure like to see the chicken separating machine.
Sounds like something they could use at Gitmo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. A tin/plastic tub of barbeque beef?

That you warm up in a microwave and put in a bun.

:shrug:

[darknemus]

8. I'm going with the other guy up above.

Some sort of processed 'sausage' product. Either a slim jim or vienna sausage or something like that.

-darknemus

[ixion]

9. Some type of processed food product, with the taste and feel of

real food! (but it's not really food, just chemicals) :freak:

[realFedUp]

10. what my dog wouldn't eat this morning....

tasty though.

[_NorCal_D_]

11. Sounds like

Spam to me. :)

[Braden]

12. sounds like deviled "ham"

or one of the other potted meats.

no Benzyne though?

[Guaranteed]

13. Puke it up and have another look

;)

[corarose]

14. Jerky or Slim Jim

Damn your cute!

[underpants]

17. YES That's right

but how did you know I was so cute?

[corarose]

23. It's the

Underpants that you wear. Why did you get rid of the red ones?

[felonious thunk]

16. A twinkie?

[Tyler Durden]

20. a hot dog, or commercial bologna.

[Dookus]

21. googled "Mechanically Separated Chicken"

and found this-
Mechanically Separated Poultry (MSP) is a paste-like and batter-like poultry product produced by forcing bones, with attached edible tissue, through a sieve or similar device under high pressure to separate bone from the edible tissue. Mechanically separated poultry has been used in poultry products since the late 1960's. In 1995, a final rule on mechanically separated poultry said it was safe and could be used without restrictions. However, it must be labeled as "mechanically separated chicken or turkey" in the product's ingredients statement. The final rule became effective November 4, 1996. Hot dogs can contain any amount of mechanically separated chicken or turkey.

It was also the name of a rock band.

[trof]

25. thank you

I guess they use dead chickens.
I hope.

[Ivory_Tower]

27. Reminds me of the "Mouse Homogenizer"

I swear I remember seeing an ad for one of those in a science magazine/journal when I was in college. (Couldn't find anything via google, though.)

Bleh.

[underpants]

28. I envisioned four clamps just ripping it apart

Thanks now I feel so much better.:puke:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. It is Potted Beef. A delicately seasoned spread.

I buy Hormel's all the time for my husband. Yum!
:puke:

[Liberal Veteran]

26. That's how they seperate the chicken lips from the rest of the chicken

Mechanically....

[underpants]

29. Why be cremated when you can be Mechanically seperated

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!