Meet men. F*ck.

[KCDem]

That's what my 22-month-old has been saying all day. Egads, I'm going to have my hands full when she's a teenager!

Seriously, that's what she's been saying. I'm trying to figure out what it means in her language. F*ck means "fox", among a few other things (none of them the real meaning).

[Madrone]

1. lmao

F*ck is right! Time to dust off the shotgun and start answering the door with it.... just in case!

[Droopy]

2. My sister's baby has said a few choice words, too

One day she was hanging around her daddy and he said, "Shit!", for some reason. Maybe he was watching a ball game or something. She's at the age when she tries to mimic words that people say. So she says, "Shit!" after daddy and went on saying it the rest of the day.

[KCDem]

11. funny "shit" story.

When my 4-y-old was 2, she went through a "shit" phase. At first, I tried the "ignore it" approach. No success. So then I tried the punish approach. Still no success. So then I decided to try the bribery approach. Next time she said "shit", I said "Salem, if you say shit again, I'm not going to give you any presents." She thought about it for a few seconds with a "look" on her face. Then she replied: "Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Now give me a present."

What a hoot!

[trof]

3. At first I thought it was a come on

for a dating service.
Is faux running commercials for a butcher shop?
Is that too obscure?
Meat men?
nevermind

[TrogL]

4. We are all meat

[cally]

5. About the same age

I picked up my daughter who calmly told me that A Man Hit Her today. I tried to question her while not freaking out. We spent about an hour talking about it on and off. Did the male child care worker hit her..no. A father, a visitor, who. I was getting ready to call and ask the daycare for an explanation until I finally understood. Amanda hit her today! My daughter took her toy and got hit. LOL

[Blue-Jay]

6. Yikes!

If I ever have a child, I hope it's not a girl. I'd instantly become the crazy dad that I feared in my youth.

Jay's Crazy-Dad Rules:

1) You can't go out on a date until you're 18.
2) You can't kiss a boy until you've moved out of the house.
3) You can't have sex until I'm dead.

[RetroLounge]

9. Hope, pray, beg, whatever.

I got a boy(5) but was then blessed with a daughter.

She's three, blond hair and blue eyes. Her greatest pleasure is running around the house naked. Then she stops and point and says "look at my nipples." (she actually calls them nickles...)

I am pretty sure this behavior will stop before she's a teen-ager.

doomed, I am...

[trof]

10. She's 32, married, with a 16 month old little boy

and I still believe she did all 3.
;-)
Just sign me
"Dad who doesn't want too much information"

[Robb]

12. If I have a daughter

I'm planning to have those rules printed on a wallet-sized card and laminated. :)

[Richardo]

7. Pretty funny KCDem....

...not even two? You DO have your hands full.

A friend of mine's 3-yr-old girl was watching Wheel of Fortune one time while I was over, while we adults were busy in the adjoining kitchen.

When one person wanted to buy a vowel, Katie muttered (barely audibly), "What a dumb shit!"

No one else heard it, and everyone wondered why I was suddenly cracking up.

[RetroLounge]

8. "Meet men. F*ck."???

has she been reading the personal ads in the newspaper?

LMAO...

[qwertyMike]

13. Sounds like

my sister :(












no you can't have her number