Another frog joke

[moof]

What do you call a frog from the Twilight zone that has no security ?

[Droopy]

1. I give. Tell us.

[XanaDUer]

2. Yes?

The punch liine is...

[ablbodyed]

3. Did you hear about the chicken and the egg?

The Chicken and the egg had just finished having sex. The chicken was leaning against the headboard, a self-satisfied look on his face, smoking a cigarette. The egg had a look of unsatisfied contempt on her face. As she turned away, pulling up the covers she said, "Well, I guess that settles THAT question."

[ablbodyed]

4. BTW.....

The chicken had VERY strong freeper credentials.

[kixot]

7. I was walking down the street the other day and saw this chicken.

He was just standing on the side of the road so I say to him, "Aren't you going to cross the road?"

He looks at me for a moment and then asks, "Why?".

[moof]

5. Dookus knows the answer, he'll post it

n/t

[Dookus]

6. umm....

No... I don't!

I've been scratchin' my noggin over this one.

[fla nocount]

8. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that that it could indeed be done.

[Scaramouche]

9. A leg over each ear...

I'm sorry I thought that was how do you eat a frog???

[moof]

10. well that is stubborn for ya

Dookus is still not going to admitt it but a frog form the twilight zone without security would be

eerie guardless

of course dookus will argue that irreguardless is not a word let alone an adjective.