Back by request...it's THE GROTTO - Hump Day *snort* Edition

[VelmaD]

Well, I'm back from the hinterlands of West Texas and I see that y'all didn't get up to no good while I was gone.


And since Little Bit asked so nicely this morning the Grotto is open for business again. We've rounded up the cabana boys and girls, got the generator going, restocked the bar, and we are ready to rock.


It's Hump Day - so get to it. ;-)

DV

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. woah

Cool...heh, heh.

[VelmaD]

2. Welcome...

hop in the hot spring. Then just snap your fingers and one of our luscious cabana boys or girls (take your pick) will be along with your drink.

DV

[Chovexani]

63. Hey can I have one of each?

I'm greedy. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

3. Shameless kick

Where the hell is everybody tonight. Sheesh. I leave for a few days and y'all desert the Grotto. Gonna have to beat short bus for not being a better host while I was gone. Now that kind of floor show should encourage people to head on in. :evilgrin:

[flamingyouth]

4. I'll have a Mai Tai, please

[VelmaD]

6. With a name like flamingyouth...

do I need to card you?

Oh well, if don't ask don't tell is good enough for the military it's good enough for the Grotto.

*snap snap* Manuel, bring the lovely lady her drink and put a wiggle in it. And don't forget the little unbrella. :-)

[flamingyouth]

27. T'anks

I'm bettah now...

[VelmaD]

28. A drink with an umbrella...

and a watching Manuel shake that tight little butt will cure just about anything.

[flamingyouth]

36. Oh gee, I'm better already

Thank you, I kiss your toes, again and again...

[VelmaD]

38. Yup, I'm in it for...

the adoration and the foot-worship (it sure ain't for the money).

[flamingyouth]

45. Does Manuel do foot licking too?

I'm so evil!

[VelmaD]

46. He's a cabana boy...

he is completely at your service dear.

[LincolnMcGrath]

5. Masseuse on duty tonight?

[VelmaD]

8. Always...

just snap your fingers and holler for Inge and she'll take care of you. ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

10. <<<<snapping>>>>

Can she do the heavy work?

[VelmaD]

11. Well......

if she can't I can. :evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

12. Do you got skills?

[VelmaD]

13. Honey, I am a multi-talented individual.

Gotta be to run this madhouse. I try my hand at just about everything. ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

14. Look, she keeps me under control

do you have ANY idea what kind of task that is? :P

[VelmaD]

16. Hey Little Bit...

was wondering if you were gonna make it tonight. You gonna hang out with the grownups or have you missed your Ball Pit?

[leftist_rebel1569]

19. Are you kidding?

The ball pit is like the rubik's cube - yesterday's news.

Besides, I get to hang with you cool people :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. "I try my hand at just about everything"

You`ll need both hands. When are you free?

[VelmaD]

22. I'm easy...

but not cheap. ;-)

I have little hands, so me needing both isn't all that impressive.

[LincolnMcGrath]

23. Big tipper for a job well done, here!

[VelmaD]

25. Woohoo, a little something extra

Just fyi, for parties of 6 or more the tip is included in the bill. ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

29. Yes of course

[VelmaD]

30. I'm good, but

not good enough to handle that many people at one time without someone feeling left out.

[LincolnMcGrath]

31. Well

leave out the guy in jeans and a sweatshirt. lol

Edited for spelling

[VelmaD]

32. I was thinking...

that the others look like they're already having a good time all by themselves and the poor guy with his clothes still on might need some highly specialized personal attention.

[scarlet_owl]

7. I'm here!

I'll be sticking to Ginger Ale tonight. Maybe with one of those little parasols. And a cherry. With a sword in it. And a crazy straw.

[VelmaD]

9. We like a lady who knows...

exactly what she wants. ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

15. Whasssssssssssssup?

:D

[VelmaD]

17. I swear to god...

if you just channeled those guys from the annoying beer commercials I'm banishing your little butt to the Ball Pit.

Don't make me do something highly age-inappropriate to you. :evilgrin:

[leftist_rebel1569]

18. no, I didn't actually

I came up with that before they did. Besides, am I THAT evil? I don't think so!


Well, come to think of it...:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

21. I'll let it slide tonight...

I had one too many during the baseball games and I'm too mellow to kill you. Just don't do it again.

You kids are so cute when you think you're evil. *beaming maternal smile*

[leftist_rebel1569]

24. Yay for alcohol!

:bounce:

I promise I won't do it again, though (cute teenager look of uber-cuteness)

[VelmaD]

26. Honey, I got a 14 year old niece...

that look don't work on me anymore. *rolls eyes* Besides, I was a teenager once - and not as long ago as all that - I know what you get up to. ;-) At least I know what I hope you're getting up to.

[leftist_rebel1569]

33. But, i'm not a 14 yr old niece...

I'm Leftist_Rebel, the cute teenage resident of the grotto! I'm completely different and COMPLETELY trustworthy! (cute look...again)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

34. Um

Correction. I am the cute teenage resident of the grotto. :)

[leftist_rebel1569]

37. Oh, that's right...

or, is it sexy teenage resident of the grotto? ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

39. that's right!

;-) how are you tonight

[leftist_rebel1569]

41. Great

:D

How are you?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

47. i'm alright, but tired

I just got back from a matchbox twenty concert and it was awesome, except i couldn't find my friends when i got there so i wound up alone... for the whole night... :(

[leftist_rebel1569]

49. awww....

that really sucks. At least they were good...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

57. yeah

i'm just always alone. nothing new.

[VelmaD]

52. I'm so jealous...

the lead singer for Matchbox 20 is a babe. *drool*

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

53. rob thomas

yeah!!! he looked really good :9

[VelmaD]

55. He is delectable...

drool-worthy and definitely do-able.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

59. definitely

i'd do him. :D

[VelmaD]

35. It's the same basic...

teen-ager-y concept. She bats her eyelashes and tries to look innocent and no one is buying it. Sound familiar? ;-)

I remember what teenage boys are like. *fond nostalgic sigh*

So, how's school going? And how is the girl situation?

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. School? Girls?

Both are finally going great...for one time in my life i'm actually happy about both :)

To be a bit more detailed, I have all As in school (That's NEVER happened before...never. ever.) and I have a new crush on this girl, I saw her yesterday after school, and she said "hi" to me! That made my day...:D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. better than me

70s in math
80s or lower in chem

no guys. guys never say hi to me.

YOU'RE LUCKY!!!

[VelmaD]

44. Free advice

You should say "hi" to them. You might make someone's day. :-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

48. yeah right

that would probably ruin most people's day

"why is this loooser girl talking to meee? go awayyyy."

[VelmaD]

50. Hey! No low self-esteem in the Grotto.

You're a wonderful, lovely, smart, funny girl who cares enough about the world to be politically active.

And I gotta say, the kind of person whose day would be "ruined" by you saying "hi"...well, they deserve to have a crappy day. :evilgrin: And like I said, you might make some worthy young man, like our own Little Bit, very happy.

[leftist_rebel1569]

58. Me? Worthy?

I don't know about that....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

60. Thanks but

I would definitely think otherwise. No guys like me and that's that.

[VelmaD]

43. Glad to hear it

Nice job on the grades - I'm most impressed.

I hope you said "hi" back to her. Didya? Huh huh huh? :-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

51. yes...I did.

:)

[VelmaD]

54. Good for you.

I have such an urge to give you all sorts of advice (sheesh like I'm some expert on relationships - NOT) but I'm not gonna other than to say "go for it".

[VelmaD]

56. Ok kiddies...I gotta go

and get some sleep. Gotta work tomorrow. Y'all play nice and stay outta trouble. Night all. *smooches to all*

[VelmaD]

61. Hey, where's Aristus...

with my daily dose of donuts. I just got out of a long Board meeting and need to do something so I don't feel like a drone.

[Aristus]

62. Right, here, sweetie.

:donut:

I spend all day yesterday wracking my brain to remember what it was you wanted me to PM you about. Oh well.

Me and the wife are going out of town until Saturday, Vel. You'll have to hold down the fort without me.

Did y'all have fun last night?

[VelmaD]

64. Now I wracking my brain...

trying to remember too. *pokes brain with q-tip*

We had a pretty good time last night. No short bus, but lots of new faces. I went over 2000 posts and never even noticed. :-) There was a little bit of teenagery angst and we had to implement a new rule - NO LOW SELF-ESTEEM IN THE GROTTO.

Have fun on your weekend trip. I'm traveling a bit this weekend too. My parents are coming down to Temple for a meeting and I'm driving up to see them. My mom's bringing me her old vacuum cleaner - mine dies about a month ago. *sigh* I have lots of hair. I shed worse than a cat. It's hell on vacuums. *embarassed sheepish look*

I just got fabulous news from my momma this morning. Looks like my little brother and his wife adn son are gonna come to Texas this year for xmas instead of us going to visit them in Florida. I'm pumped. That means we can do the big traditional xmas thing with all the family and friends in one place at the same time. I'm so happy about it I think I'm gonna bust. :-)

[Aristus]

65. Low self esteem, huh?

Lil Bit and LPFF will be good for each other, I think. Aren't they cute together. :D Makes me feel old, that's for sure. Also makes me wish we'd had the Internet when I was a teenager. My sexual awakening would have been much smoother, I'm sure.

[VelmaD]

67. I don't know...

that the internet would have helped. All that easily available porn just might have given us even more unrealistic expectations.

They are awfully cute together though. Trying to see who can out-angst the other. *snort* We have SO gotta tease them about their little luv connection. ;-)

Sigh...I gotta run for a bit. I've been tasked with picking up something for my boss for boss's day - woohoo. Don't have too much fun without me.

[leftist_rebel1569]

68. I can handle the donuts until then!

I have the rest of the week off school. Besides, I LOVE DONUTS!
:donut::donut::donut::donut::donut::donut::donut::donut:

[VelmaD]

69. Woohoo...

look at all the donuts.

I'm back. Had oh so much fun shopping for my boss. She's kind of cranky today so we're going low key. Flowers and a balloon and a pecan crostata. Yumm...

[TrogL]

66. need coffee

5 a.m. rehearsals are murder

[WoodrowFan]

70. where did cherry penny go??

did she change nick or get booted???