Imponderable questions:

[The Lone Liberal]

Why has corduroy underwear never caught on?

Has anyone truly ever read more than five pages of Marcel Proust?

Just what is a “meat by-product?”

Just exactly what was intended when they invented “Tuna Helper?” The taste and smell still just as foul.

Have you ever found yourself standing the aisle of supermarket reading a list of ingredients to see if there are natural “blackberries” in a product advertised as containing real blackberries?

Have you ever forgot and said “yes, I’ll take the new car air freshener” at the car wash only to find that you had to drive with all the windows open and tears running down your face because the attendants did understand the concept of too damn much?

Why does Styx sound like Barry Manilow on speed?

Will the Cubs ever win the pennant? Oh, sorry, that is a given—the answer is NEVER.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Ponderable answers.

Corduroy underwear might be good for men, but too bulky for women's clothing.

:evilgrin:

Hell no.

Don't ask.

Never tried Tuna Helper. You need a cookbook?

Never read ingredients lists. Too damned depressing.

No.

They do?

Guess not tonight.

:cry: :cry: :cry: