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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 03:30 AM
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A skeleton
walks into a bar.

Bartender says what'll you have.

skeleton says, " Two beers and a mop ".
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 03:42 AM
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1. ?
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 04:07 AM
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2. skeleton drinks beer
beer splashes all over floor as it cascades out his ribcage

the skeleton then wipes up the floor with the mop & says

That first one always goes right thru me.
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-03 05:27 AM
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3. Yuk, yuk, yuk
Prety good one, never saw it coming.
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