How Many People Have You Slept With In Your Life?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: How Many People Have You Slept With In Your Life?

Who's the biggest pimp daddy / pimp momma on DU.

:smoke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I can't count but they were all voluntary. I hope I never get raped

as it will be used as evidence against me.

I would strongly advise ANY woman on DU NOT to answer this question in light of recent posts.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Welcome Back, Teena!

I missed you!

:hug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. thanks but I'm almost disgusted enough again

((((((HUGS)))))) right back atcha though

[Skittles]

4. they are pretty ugly, eh Teena?

what saddens me is how many supposedly progressive men in the DU JUST DON'T F***ING GET IT.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. No one wants to see a person wrongfully convicted

but the blatant sexist posts that accompany that sentiment on certain threads just make me MORE depressed about the shape of things.

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. are we talking about moi?

Did I offend someone?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. No honey, believe it or not, this time it wasn't you

you are JUST going to have to try harder :D

and it isn't AT ALL about being offended..it is about having lived through a period of time where women were relegated to second class citizenship and lifted themselves out of it only to see it going full circle with posts claiming if a woman had sex a couple days before she MAY HAVE BEEN raped, then she obviously wasn't raped.

I guess we are all going to have to put GET RAPED TODAY on our TO DO lists at the beginning of the week so that no evidence will overlap.

[regnaD kciN]

40. What do you mean "at the beginning of the week"...?

Didn't you know that only virgins can truly be raped? If you've ever had sex with anyone else before, it must have been consensual! Especially if you didn't allow a decent period to elapse between having sex with a partner and getting raped...say, a few months or so.

:crazy: :puke:

[Blue-Jay]

31. Whatchu talkin' about, Skittles?

I'm just curious. Why does a (non-gender-based) poll mean that some progressive men "don't get it"?

[Chovexani]

12. Hey good to see you nsma!

I missed you. :)

:hug::pals:

[GOPFighter]

3. Hell,...

I slept with my whole family every time we camped out. And I slept with my brother when we were kids. I probably slept with my mom and dad during thunderstorms when I was reeeel small. Wow, this is adding up!

:evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. boy you are a pimp

Maybe one of those rare Arkansas pimps, but nonetheless...

:)

[NicoleM]

6. "One or less" is kind of weird.

There's a big difference between one and none. They make movies and write books about going from none to one.

[Chovexani]

8. I tend to be a serial monogamist

So my count is fairly low.

[Raenelle]

19. I drank alcoholically on a daily basis for 17 years--way over 20

[Mandate My Ass]

10. Where's the choice "not enough"?

Or "I'm still racking 'em up so check back with me later"? :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. lol

I shoulda thought of that.

:)

[HEyHEY]

13. Do you want me to include Magic Rat?

Just kidding

[Aristus]

15. 13, not including my wife.

Some of the experiences were great, some were good, one or two not so good. That's life.

[mitchtv]

17. as an older drag queen once told me....

"honey, armies have marched over me"

[joeybee12]

18. Probably several hundred, if you realy wanna know!

Not keeping track--what do I win???????????

[MissMillie]

20. Too much quantity

Not enough quality.

[KCDem]

49. amen, sista!

:hi:

[TrogL]

21. Does it count if you don't actually sleep?

[TrogL]

22. Should we break it by sex?

For me it's something like 3-9-1

[bearfartinthewoods]

23. are you talking about sex?

oral or intercourse?
definition please

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. same thing

Anyone who says that popping something as disgusting as a human penis into your mouth isn't sex doesn't get it.

Sorry Mr. President.

:)

[SoCalDem]

34. I defined for my boys this way:

If someone other than a doctor (with medical reason of course) touches anything of yours that is/should be covered by underwear, it's sex..

[Kat45]

39. If that's the definition, I guess I have to up my count some

:D

[regnaD kciN]

42. Wow!

That means I actually had sex with my first girlfriend without realizing it! It was "incidental contact" on her part, but, still...

:evilgrin:

[regnaD kciN]

43. That's crazy...

Coming from an older generation (the same as Bill Clinton), I can assure you that we had a fine understanding of the "everything but..." rule, and were quite ready to invoke it in order to be able to claim our "pure and spotless" status to our elders. By our standard, it was only sex if, shall we say, the body parts responsible for creating a child wound up in the relative places generally necessary for creating a child.

:evilgrin:

Anything prior to that was "everything but...," and didn't qualify as sex.

[KCDem]

50. I agree with you.

I think oral sex and intercourse are two entirely separate things. Now, I don't think that one can claim innocence if they only perform/receive oral sex, by any means.

[Speck Tater]

24. Two. My first wife and my second wife. n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. If I say....

...the morality police will get me, LOL.

[dreissig]

27. I Didn't Sleep With Them All

Can I count the ones who went home afterwards?

[geniph]

28. I have to take both shoes off now!

but at least I still have enough digits to count that high!

[Guaranteed]

29. I had no idea DU was so slutty!

JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING Don't hurt me, please! :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

30. I betcha

That there are more DU women on the 20+ list than you'd think.

I should mention, BTW, that I'm on the 11-15 list.

:)

[Guaranteed]

32. I can only dream, my friend.

I need to have more sex. With different women, I mean.
I've got a girlfriend. Kind of puts a damper on that. But, that's the price you pay for getting it regular (she's pretty good, too hee hee).

[TrogL]

37. That's what they all say

Let me know when to stop.

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Lady Freedom]

33. Glad of the bottom choice!

Or I could never answer!

[Loyal]

35. 64 and counting

nt

[Loyal]

38. I can't believe how many people responded

lol

[BurtWorm]

64. Is Loyal a misnomer too?

;)

[NewYorkerfromMass]

47. quite accurately too apparently

I'm glad you remember all 64. It shows you cared.

BTW I guess after '5' the sky's the limit?

[scarlet_owl]

36. Only four, and that's including my husband.

[JohnKleeb]

41. What do you think

:cry: why do you do this rat? you know how humilitaing it is. Its ok really. BTW my answer is goosegg.

[Nikia]

54. Be patient

You will eventually have sex. My mother used to tell me when I was a teenager that I would have my whole life to have sex. I didn't believe her and started early at fifteen when my libido hormones were starting to kick in. My high school relationships weren't really worth it and I got really hurt by the two guys that I slept with my freshman year of college. When I was nineteen, I met my same aged husband, who had never had sex before, and we have had lots of sex since then. I know that your hormones are kicked in and that it is not cool for guys to be virgins, but really be patient.

[VOX]

44. An even 20 -- but that number is front-end heavy...

Have practiced serial monogamy for some years now. And my wife is so terrific that the number will never go up again -- and thank God for that!

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

45. If I Told You I'd Have To Kill You!

Ask Rush's Mammy!

[davsand]

46. Do the math!!!

How many dates do you go on with somebody before the subject of sex comes up? Be honest about it! In the times I was unwed and adult, it really was expected that if you had been out with somebody three times or so and sex hadn't at least been discussed you probably needed to move on to a new person. It was unthinkable that you dated anybody for more than a few months without sleeping with them.

So just figure you dated every person for three or four months and then dated somebody else... It isn't difficult to imagine that you'd end up in two people's beds per year (other than your own!)

So, figure 2 per year.

Now, if you started dating at 18 and wed at 28 suddenly you've hit the magic 20 without really working all that hard at it...

Laura

[thom1102]

48. My friend and I

(not my partner, BTW) tried to figure it out once, and the best we could figure was that between the 2 of us, we have fooled around with about 4000 men. We both went through some very extended slutty phases.

[Nikia]

51. On one hand

The second category without naming a number. If I had begun dating my husband at 19, the number might have been quite a bit higher. I always got hurt from having sexual experiences, in a relationship or not, that did not turn into a permanent relationship as with my husband. I guess I am glad that the number is not higher.

[youngred]

52. 6, all but one of which was in a serious relationship

and the other was someone I was seeing casually

[BlueJazz]

53. About 500

.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

55. Or Less

:D

[latebloomer]

56. I grew up in the era of "sex, drugs and rock 'n roll"

Need I say more?

[noiretextatique]

67. ditto...i could ditto on a few of these

but this one is the safest :thumbsup:

[bearfan454]

68. I'm with you on that one.

Party hardy !

[CanuckAmok]

57. How do you define it?

Actually sleeping/spending the night?

Intercourse?

non-intercourse based sex?

In any event, lots for me. Mrs. Amok, too.

[baby_bear]

58. May I use Roman numerals?

If so, I'll get back to you in a few days when I figure out what the Roman numeric for 132 and three-quarters is.

:P
Hah!

s_m

[The Lone Liberal]

59. Does Wilt Chamberlain come to mind?

Well he is a rank amateur on this issue. LOL

[baby_bear]

62. Lone Liberal, you trying to tell us something?

I saw Wilt the Stilt on a rerun of "What's My Line" in the middle of the night recently (Gameshow network).

So, back to the subject: you trying to tell us something?

:P

s_m

[BurtWorm]

63. Is Lone Liberal a misnomer?

[greatauntoftriplets]

65. And how did you keep count?

:evilgrin:

[TSIAS]

60. Voted 1 or under

:(

[mykpart]

61. 7, but I married 2 of them!

Also, I got first and last names, phone number and place of employment for all of them. I'm married now, and if he dies before me, I will just be celibate, 'cause I'm getting old, and nobody wants to f*** a wrinkled old lady!

[Iverson]

66. slept with plenty, but didn't have sex

That is what you meant, isn't it?

;-)