Anyone have anything funny tonight

[JohnKleeb]

Everything seems so hectic tonight.

[WilliamPitt]

1. Some good stuff here

http://forum.truthout.org/blog/story/2005/3/25/115034/121

[JohnKleeb]

4. Thanks man, christ it feels like all is going to hell tonight

[KitchenWitch]

2. WillPitt was silenced

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2937169

[JohnKleeb]

5. damn

:)

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. Have you watch Red versus Blue ?

http://www.redvsblue.com/archive/

[JohnKleeb]

6. no but I'll give it a watch

[Cadence]

7. .

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.

[JohnKleeb]

8. hahahahaha you remembered I love dumb and dumber

I dont remember that line though.

[Cadence]

9. What about this one?

Lloyd Christmas: I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

[jpgray]

10. When you're trying to pick up girls in a bar, look for a tattoo

It's important to know if a girl's capable of making a decision she'll regret later in life.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

11. Thanks for the word of advice :)

[Yupster]

12. My favorite humorous story

A guy was walking through the forest when he happened upon a fairly large hole.

Bored, he tossed a peddle in the hole, and was surprised when he didn't hear it hit bottom. Now with his interest piqued, he rolled over a rather large rock and pushed it into the hole and cupped his ear. Again, never heard it hit bottom.

Not far away was a picnic table. The man dragged and pushed the picnic table into the hole, and then leaned down to listen.

At that very moment, a crazed donkey came running out of the bushes, jumped over the man's head, right down the hole.

Still shaken up five minutes later, an old farmer happened by. "Hey mister", the farmer asked, "Have you seen my mule around?"

"It was the damndest thing, the man jibbered. Your mule is crazy. He ran right at me and jumped in this hear big hole."

The farmer stroked his beard a few times and answered, "naw, couldn't have ben my mule. He was tied to a picnic table."

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[TroubleMan]

13. www.ebaumsworld.com & www.engrish.com

Those two always give me a laugh.