Is He-Man Gay?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Is He-Man Gay?

They just explored this topic on VH1.

Thoughts?

[Fenris]

1. As Michael Ian Black said

the most homoerotic cartoon ever devised.

[David__77]

2. And She-Ra is bisexual, at the very least!

My gay friend liked He Man as a child. His lesbian mother named their cat She-Ra.

[manderley]

3. Yes, and She-ra does his hair

[scarlet_owl]

4. What about Orko?

[Vikingking66]

5. but Skeletor has a few skeletons in his closet n/t

[Jonte_1979]

6. No, but I think Manatarms is

I ran in to him at a gay discoteque in Etheria.

[Deja Q]

10. He wore a phallic-looking helmet too...

As I recall, unfortunately I don't have a pic. But it looked just like Twiki's head...

[Cat Atomic]

7. Yep. His "I have the power" schtick is a metaphor for

coming out of closet. He-Man is identical to Adam, except he's got better fashion sense and a fake tan. Ta-da.

[ixion]

8. I think the haircut pretty much says it all...

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

9. In the posted pic, He-Man looks like an 8 year old boy with muscles and...

no bulge between his legs.

Look at that face. That's the face of a pre-pubescent boy!

Even his sword is embarrassingly small. "I have the power!"? I think not.

Obviously conceived and perpeturated by a bunch of hetero men with no imagination, much less artistic ability.

For, if nothing else, a gay guy would give He-Man a huge bulge and that sword would be bigger too...

Could have been drawn by a pedophile, but I've never understood that lot, nor am I going to go into any details because the thought is just too disgusting and despicable. Good grief, what do children have that adults don't, if not the moral considerations and the mental health of the kid being abused as such? Just pathetic...

[SmileyBoy]

11. You kinda went off on a tangent there, didn't you???

From He-Man's sexuality to pedophilia.

I just thought it was kind of interesting, that's all.:-)

[Deja Q]

12. I have a penchant for wandering into tangential territories!

:D

[RoeBear]

13. What kind of...

...genital areas do you wander into?

[Deja Q]

14. You won't want to read this...

The only genital areas I wander into are those of grown, over-25, men only!