Recuperate from the game in The Grotto

[TrogL]

Drinks are half price until 4 a.m.



Who won anyway?

[Dookus]

1. I'll have a mojito, please

[TrogL]

7. Got fresh lime and mint in this morning

Coming right up

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Still going...

11th inning

[SOteric]

3. Extra Innings.

It's not over yet.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. gimme a bottle of anything... and a glazed donut

I've been at the baseball threads for a week now...

make it a bottle of anything strong.

Thanks

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator

[TrogL]

9. OK, Newfie Screech

coming up

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. make it two bottles

yeesh

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. three... three bottles.

now

[TrogL]

24. Here, have the whole case

You've had a hard night. *giggles*

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. glug-glug-glug-glug-glug... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

more whiskey!!!!

[TrogL]

28. gee, I wonder what this is?

Well, it's brown and it stinks. Try this.

[TrogL]

5. Hang on, I'll get the TV going

Ok, found it. Satellite dish was still pointing at Mars.

[populistmom]

6. My pyscho Yankee husband just asked me to do something very strange

Apparently because he's now chewed all his fingernails bloody, he asked if I wanted to pluck his eyebrows. I told him to chew on some toenails and came back in here on the computer.

Sarah

[Dookus]

8. if you've been thinking about

a good way to get out of the marriage, you could go cut the tv cord now.

[populistmom]

11. Don't tempt me, Dookus

Oh too late, they won! Damn, more fucking baseball!!!!! :mad:

[TrogL]

10. Game's over

orders please

[populistmom]

12. Surprise me

Just make it tall and stiff.

[TrogL]

13. Um, that would be me

[populistmom]

20. Are you sure?

Last time I ordered something stiff, all I got was rigid and inflexible.
:shrug:
Shit, I'm bitching too much tonight and I'm going to get myself into trouble.

[TrogL]

23. Mint julep?

Need to use up the mint before it turns on me.

[Redneck Socialist]

16. I'll take everything you have...

...put it on my tab.

[TrogL]

18. there's some really dubious Scotch under the counter

try some of that

[Redneck Socialist]

31. It can't be any more dubious than...

...Grady Little's decision to allow Pedro to pitch the eighth inning. Make it a double, please.

[TrogL]

34. double Grandfather's denture-water coming up

Are you sure about this?

[SmileyBoy]

14. I'll have a Smirnoff Ice, please.

And keep 'em coming...

[TrogL]

17. here, have two

looks like a busy night, don't know when I'll get back to you

[LynneSin]

19. Hide the OxyContin - the Red Sox Fans will be coming in here soon

They'll need something hardcore to numb the pain of watching that Aaron Boone homerun

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. ooooo

GOOD ONE! :D

[FlyByNight]

25. Two, three, dozen pints o' Guinness...

should help dull the pain at least for a little while. Ugh...

:beer:

[TrogL]

27. Guiness is on tap

lay down on the bar and i'll leave it running

[FlyByNight]

30. I think I need it intravenously...

after tonight's game. Being comfortably numb would suit me just fine right about now.

[FlemingsGhost]

29. Is smoking allowed in "The Grotto"?

It might smell kinda "funny."

[TrogL]

32. Rules?

Last I checked, here's the house rules.

• No glassware near the hot tub (other typical hot tub rules apply)
  
• nudists must use a sitting towel
  
• last person out cover the hot tubs, feed the yak and turn out the
  lights
  
• no low self-esteem
  

Nothin' about smokin'.

[JohnKleeb]

33. I am gonna steal me one of the adult's beers

*sneaky music*
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Two of the teams I wanted in the series didnt make it. Shit man like the Cubs and Red Sox would have been the best ever. Oh well, maybe I should be on the orioles next year, must be that beer kicking in.

[TrogL]

35. Keep an eye out for the liquor inspector

If he catches you he's gonna want to be [moderated].

[JohnKleeb]

36. *hides in bathroom*

:scared: Is he gone yet? :beer:

[TrogL]

37. *peeks*

Not yet.

*gets an eyeful*

He's gone.

[TrogL]

38. Morning. Who forgot to feed the yak?

It just ate my underwear.

Coffee's brewing.

[VelmaD]

39. That's the second yak incident...

somebody promised me they'd "pet it and love it and feed it and take care of it and clean up after it". And like parents down through the ages I believed. *sigh*

One more yak-related misadventure and we're having a barbq. :evilgrin:

Somebdoy toss me a donut - I'm having a rough day at work and I don't give a rat's ass about the calories today. :-)

[TrogL]

40. Sorry for delay - horny teenagers in hot tub

Donuts? What donuts?

[VelmaD]

42. Don't tell me...

no one thought to pick up donuts this morning. *sigh* I wonder where Aristus is - he's usually so good about that kind of thing. I was really looking forward to chocolate with sprinkles. :-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

43. I got the donuts!

:donut::donut::donut::donut::donut:

Sorry they're a little late, I was kinda...umm...busy this morning :)

[VelmaD]

44. Hey Little Bit...

and what mischief were you up to this morning? ;-)

P.S. Love the Cthulu plushie avatar. I bought my best friend one of those for her birthday a couple of years ago. :-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

45. Thanks

I would LOVE to get one of those, they're so cool...especially the "Summer Fun Cthulhu" plush doll (it's soooooo cute! :))

[VelmaD]

46. There's a place here in Austin...

where you can get hand made stuffed Cthulus. My best friend has one that was made out of this brightly colored material with toucans on it. Very weird.

And you didn't answer my question Little Bit. Did you get up to no good this morning? ;-)

[WoodrowFan]

41. anybody seen cherry penny??

she was here a few weeks ago??

[Aristus]

47. Thanks for picking up the doughnuts, Lil Bit.

Hi everybody! :hi: I'm in beautiful downtown Boise, Idaho. Sheesh, who knew there was scrubby desert in the Pacific Northwest?

Aw, Vel! You MISSED me! Don't demur. I can tell. Here's a doughnut for you. :donut:

I'm just havin' some fun while my wife is at her conference. Some way to spend a birthday, huh?

[VelmaD]

48. Whee fun...

How's Boise? I have an ex-boyfriend there who is always pimping the wonders of Boise to me. Have you seen the mansion of the Potato Baron yet? :-)

And of course I missed you (but my aim is improving). ;-)

Mmm donuts...gimme gimme gimme.

Happy Birthday! :hug:

[Aristus]

49. Haven't seen the mansion yet.

But the local Mormon temple is right down the street from my hotel. Typically vulgar LDS monstrosity. Looks like a Romanesque/Art Deco Oral Roberts church designed by an Imagineer.

The IMAX theater is right across the street. Think I'll catch a show this afternoon!

Thanks for the :hug:. Back atcha!

[VelmaD]

50. Ohh...IMAX

I love those. I finally got to take my parents to the one here in Austin when they came to visit last month for my birthday. It was fun. They had never been to one before. Have a good time at the show.

*snort* Never thought I'd see the words Art Deco, Romanesque, and Oral Roberts all in the same sentence.

Are you taking lots of pics of your Idaho adventure?

[Aristus]

51. Nope.

I knew I forgot to pack something. Too bad. The scenery is pretty, in a desert Southwest kind of way. It's cool and dry here. When I left Puyallup, it was raining like sixty.

[VelmaD]

52. Hee...

I just love the name of the town you live in...Puyallup. No matter how many times you tell me how it's supposed to be pronouned it's still Pile-up in my head. :-)

[Aristus]

53. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THIS FRICKIN' TOWN!

Nothing! The IMAX was screening some documentary I couldn't care less about, and the movie theater, all 21 screens for Pete's sake, were showing films that I either didn't care about, or didn't want to see without my wife.

No bookstores, no music stores, just Wal-Mart and CostCo. AAAAARGH!